Well I'm not saying that Edward snuggled up to some drag queens. but I'm not against implying it.

Glitter never comes off, once it's on you, it becomes part of you, filling your pores with sparkle until the end of days.

I was always amazed that they could take five girls (supposedly) singing and make it sound like one girl singing very quietly, unless it was the part of the song when they shouted.

I brought a guy over to Netflix and chill, and we literally watched Netflix while chilling, I was horribly disappointed as the interrnet promised me it would go differently.

But she'll

Didn't Lucas admit it was his idea, and that Spielberg only said it was his idea to protect Lucas because everyone assumed the dumb idea came from shat-upon Lucas? And then it turned out Lucas had written like, a report on how it might be sort of feasibly possible to convince Spielberg to put it in the movie? And then…

Glad you asked! I draw the line where antibiotics stop working. And yes, I did include that in my dating profile.

Let's not forget Florence had all kinds of Syphilis (really, way too much Syphilis). Let's hope that's still in there.

*takes a shot* don't judge my drinking games

Yeah, we non-racists know how black people should behave.

Not sure if someone else said it, but those Wisconsin accents were somehow both over exaggerated and indifferent, i don't think anyone talks like that.

Oh yeah, he was hot, and an actual Native American! I know it inspired me to try to put some toys in a cupboard, he-man, some egyptian dude figurines, gi joe, a couple pro wrestler figurines…all for naught. Luckily the internet came along soon after and became the primary source of pre-coming-out-of-the-closet gay…

umm, yes, "potato"

I had to watch the whole movie again…I just love it so much

I'm reading "And Another Thing" right now and have to say, it's a very, very watered down version of the original novels and the Guide asides are so frequent it's hard to follow the actual plot. The jokes don't land nearly as well either.

Umm, there was a character in Bench Warmers who was afraid to go outside because the sun scared him….god, I just admitted to watching Bench Warmers while being sober enough to remember plot details.

So even his family is playing along with this whole "Bowie is dead" thing, instead of acknowledging that he's off gallivanting somewhere on Tralfamadore

Can we do that thing where we come up with a bunch of theories of how he faked his own death, and then publish stories of people seeing him from time to time?

I'm actually a sentient tube of potato chips. Although Pringles are not considered "chips" (for tax purposes) and are less than 50% "potato".

Belling and Sykes are just…so… awful. Belling especially has his head so far up his own ass he's passed being a parody of himself and is now a parody of a parody of parody, but with conviction. I still remember back in like 2008 he was still maintaining that history would remember W. Bush as one of the greatest…