I still question the "surrealism" of this song. I view it more as a string of apt metaphors ending with a question I ask myself on a daily basis. Of course, I find living day to day to be surreal, so there's that.

Our governor is batshit. On the plus side, his run for president really exposed how stupid he is, even to his former supporters, so *hopefully* he won't get elected again.

I'm not entirely convinced we're the same demographic that signs these petitions (unless we were committed to a bit, I'll do anything for a bit).

A few members of the cast visited my bar once. It was in the early seasons when they were still being talked about apparently, though I didn't recognize them.

Well, that depends on whether you consider Milwaukee to be a big city or a swanky hotel to be a cool club.

I'm a bartender, so I'm filled with dread and fighting anxiety attacks about tonight…at least before I find that perfect level of intoxication that lets me feel better about people yet still able to do my job (just barely).

Yeah, I also wouldn't flout an article that showed my basic misunderstanding of a core concept.

Sense8 was the most beautifully haunting shows I've ever seen, and was very upset it wasn't on the list. It was thrilling, emotional, and oh soo very very sexy (I needed a minute alone after that orgy).

I reread the Hitchhiker's series for the first time since I was just a wee lad. They are even better than I remembered them being and helped reaffirm my life view (it's all absurd nonsense, go along for the ride). Although, Mostly Harmless triggered an existential crisis and I'm still not sure if I like it (Adams…

What's a DVD?

So you're saying I should abandon my homoerotic short story "Santa Brothel"?
Great, now I'll need to write a different sequel to "The Erotic Adventurer in Balloon World"

I have cried only a handful of times in my life (not from holding it in,
just general emotional bankruptcy) but I'm counting the three tears I
shed during a scene in this movie as A Time I Cried. Still not sure if
it was from happiness or sadness (or both… because this movie), but dammit it happened.

When that happened it was probably the only time I've clapped during a movie.

Well, if you buy a house that is notable for being haunted, I feel you're just asking for trouble. Be it ghouls and spooks, crazy people looking to prove ghosts exist, or a major motion picture.

I saw a flier for a "Zine Fest" in a hipster neighborhood the other week.

I really wanted to watch Community on Yahoo, but instead all I got was "buffering" and "crash", constantly, until I gave up and went back to Amazon Prime

I turned 18 like a week after Bush's first election, so I always blame my disillusionment as I became an adult on that horrible debacle of an election. Granted many 18 year olds grow disillusioned their first year away from home at college, so maybe its not completely to blame.

Does this mean trailers for this have been awkwardly playing before videos on straight porn sites too?

Psychologists, no. Physicians, yes, because that's a different thing entirely (I trust astronomy, not astrology, but both involve stars). History is just a recording of stuff that happened, but yes, is also untrustworthy. And sociologists never hang their heads, their noses are too far up in the air for that.

Not the way ze practiced it. Ze was all about formulating theories and then finding evidence to match those theories, and the textbook taught out of was so far up its own ass it had a section called "How to solve the crisis in the Middle East" that consisted of two not very long paragraphs. (significantly shorter than…