"make love!* *the bruce campbell way" was pretty awful too, but it's seemingly contractually obligated 300 pages are mercifully padded out with lots (and lots) of pictures, large font, 1.5 spacing, and more pictures that render it a very short read.

It's called a "Libertarian campaign fund donation"

Wow, that really gave the eye of sauron an entirely different, far filthier, new meaning.

My high school took away took away our gym requirement so we could have more religion classes. I don't think the guys who took gym as an elective had to climb a rope, but I wouldn't really know. I don't remember having to do it in grade school either.

"What was it like being (sorta, technically speaking) at the 2004 Oscars?"

Eh, at least it's not a lengthy treatise yelling at journalists to proselytize all the time, for the children.

Right? Objective reporting is absolutely fact checking. Objective reporting is presenting facts, and only facts, and all the facts (or the most you can gather) in a way as unbiased as possible. News commentators (which is what FOX, political talk show hosts, etc.) present facts (a term used generously in some cases)…

I dunno, if you really want to I'm sure you could find it live streaming somewhere on the internet.

It's airs live in the central time zone

I really think it's important to see this context of the movie. Now, brilliant commentary it isn't, but the batshittery of everything that leads up to these moments make it clear that we're watching parody. Tropes taken to their wildly inappropriate and disgusting extremes, covered in glitter and then set on fire.

Is that a picture of a real person? Or something Jim Henson painted while on acid?

Wisconsin will more than likely legalize it soon. It probably would have happened already if it weren't for our inexplicable governor.

I like to go with Ape-raham Lincoln personally

So I had to find out how they're going to get back together, just to know after that enticing tease and…

And that's not factoring in wind chill. Why do I live in this damned state

You know who was not good? Kelsey Grammar, terrible, just terrible

This a personal tradition I take seriously. I almost always end up watching it alone, but one year I brought a guy home for Christmas sex, but told him not to distract too much while Muppet Christmas Carol was on. We were fooling around a little and he started making these weird very high pitched noises that I can…

I just find it adorable that North Korea thinks it can say it must have "sympathizers" and think anyone will believe them. It's like when the unpopular kid talks about his friends who all happen to go to other schools and have never been to any of the places you've been.

I still don't like Boyhood, and you can't make me…

Not until I heard about a FREE(!) GoftG soundtrack available on it! Then it became involved setting up an account so I gave up. I then became happy when I remembered all of the songs are available everywhere, often for free.