Stop trying to make vimeo happen

Did they steal any of the actual "jokes" or just the framing device. I can't know for certain since the snl version was boring and the other version was far too grating to be considered "watchable". Stealing the framing device, eh, not cool but not a crime. Stealing the jokes would be a different story.

Unless he got doggy leukemia and died shortly after … I may have some unresolved issues.

I can count the number of times I've cried in my life on 1 hand (okay maybe 1 1/2). One of those times was when my fairly young dog died suddenly and unexpectedly of puppy leukemia while I was off at college and couldn't afford to buy a plane ticket home to see her once last time. Tore me up, so my friends decided to…

Oh god, I've rarely cried in my life, but that scene was one of the few. Of course my dad walks in for the tail end and probably doubted his fathering skills for a while (although he shouldn't have, good guy my dad).

I went to see November Man (ugh) and a guy in front of me asked the guy next to him to please stop talking. The other guy then started YELLING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS that talking quietly during a movie is fine and doesn't bother anyone. I leaned forward and quietly asked him to stop acting like a spoiled child and…

Pretty bitter the reviews for this show are coming off. I'm not going to pretend like I'll stop visiting the AV Club, but I can turn off ads/trackers for my…. REVENGE!

How about "House of Yes"? Granted I spent the whole movie going "ummm…what?" but as far as incest movies go, it's one of them. (Netflix recommended I watch it. I also recognize that it wasn't made in the last ten years, I just want someone to explain that movie to me)

Is he the one who's cuckoo for cocoa puffs?

Look, can I just have the $50, things aren't going great for me. I'm doing it with birds, man.

Toucan Sam has colorful feathers, these were brown! BROWN!

Ah yes, that explains it, summer of '04. You owe me $50 for bed de-feathering.

How did you know about my ass tattoo?

What if I prefer the company of a dandy and to keep the strings of my purse taught?

To be fair "How does one find men willing to have sex with other men in San Fransisco?" is quite the stumper.

Oh right, terribly sorry. Kinky Salon! Because nothing says nervous beginner like full blown sex party!

"Any tips for bolstering one’s confidence and making new sexual encounters as fun and non-awkward as possible?"

It's just an avatar, definitely not in any way related to my real name …I've said too much.

I almost got a job writing manuals for military drone maintenance, but college left me woefully under-prepared to answer any actual questions about drone maintenance (and really, how was I supposed to learn? There was no manual!)

Ugh, one of the things in this title just doesn't belong.