Thank you so much for sharing your very bad opinion here at Jezebel, where it will always be accepted without judgment!
I prefer the ‘Miserable and Magical’ brand. They’re happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time!
I always buy the eggs that say on the carton that the chickens were soo happy and free. Do you like a happy chicken
Vinegar makes the eggs easier to peel!
AHS’s problem is that each season is twice as long as it needs to be.
Yes, because Trump’s voice is sweet, gentle and music to the ears. He never raises his voice. And he smiles constantly! So it’s completely fair to expect the same of Hillary.
And most importantly, you get to be self righteous in comment threads about engagement rings. And who can put a price on that?
ok assuming (probably erroneously) she didn’t eat the rose expressly for the purpose of getting noticed for eating a rose:
at least Melania’s not his f-ing daughter.
That’s why I like to grab my tit, shake it, and say “Say hello to the man”.
OMG WHYYYYY
If you are already annoyed by soft toilet seats, behold the terror of the plush toilet seat cover.
YES!! And you just KNOW it’s never really clean...
That horrible way they hiss when you sit. And there’s always a split in the vinyl with really sharp edges.
I HATE SOFT TOILET SEATS. My aunt had one in her house in New York and I hated it every time.
I think she’s just saying “Sorry I embarrassed myself.” I feel bad for her.