Good. The Universe is punishing you for your blasphemy.

I actually liked Midnight in Paris. It was being shown at a bar I was at. It was kinda cute. But Woody Allen fucking sucks.

Presumably, a Sanders endorsement would only serve to sway Sanders’ supporters toward Clinton for the general election. But why do you even want these supporters?

I’m convinced that Taylor is going to keep dating people until all of their initials spell out some sort of coded message about her asking for someone to rescue her from the grasps of the Illuminati.

Additional evidence: At our 4th of July BBQ, 18 weeks pregnant, I couldn’t remember the word “cake” and tried explaining to my confused husband that I wanted a slice of “sugar bread.”

“D’oh, baby brain!” said I, the self-identified radical feminist. Good feminists are never supposed to impute anything to Lady Hormone stuff,

I dunno dude, I wish more people would take my SEVERE PMS seriously. Not just a “haha bad mood cause I’m raggin” but more “this is an actual thing that is happening to my body…

be hot and make them think they’re sexy and fun and witty. they pay a fuck ton of money to be lied to.

How often is everyone washing their hair? I only wash mine once a week and even with sweaty workouts I don’t use dry shampoo more than twice in any week. And usually it’s just a sleep and blow dry out situation.

I don’t think she is criticizing pregnant women in the public, I think she is criticizing how other people are with pregnant women. They always want to touch your belly, ask about when it is due, names, gender, blah blah blah.

Mutual bearding.

Someone on the main page is criticizing her for attending and I'm thinking you'd be crazy not to go just for this reason. So much fun to be had! And you get the inside dirt. And there must be alcohol. When I was working I got invites to political parties for people I reeeeeally didn't agree with. I always went. You…

i also hate them. i like to use the return key like punctuation and the DOUBLE SPACES do not make me feel good

okay listen ansel

What’s an Argyle Eggfart?

Listen, after something like this I can imagine one’s anger is great. And it’s normal for people wanting to find someone to blame. But this is a circumstance where a corporation that makes hundreds of millions just needs to suck it the fuck up. Losing some money to such a large corporation is nothing compared to the…

it’s pretty unreasonable for the theater to bear the entire cost of it, isn’t it?

That’s such a staggering amount of money if those families will have to pay, many will be destroyed financially. It’s unbelievably cruel on every conceivable level... Whoever made this decision is fucking satan.

Once when my dad was like 8-10 years old in brooklyn a grown man handed him a paper bag. When he opened it-a live sewer rat jumped out.

I am aghast and delighted.

I don’t even know what this means but it sounds tawdry as FUCK