I’m getting real ass concerned by how many times I find myself loving Riff Raff’s tweets.

Publicity-wise or persona-wise?

No.

GOD SPENCER STOP SAYING THINGS I AGREE WITH I HATE YOU UGH.

“If he truly abused her, she should have nothing to fear.”

The lives of people like this must be so small.

They should do a reboot with an all-female cast instead.

How much do you want to bet that somewhere out there, Chris Evans’s former English teachers are all cringing because the kid didn’t manage to write his business letter in block format?

Some people do get sober by ultimatum. Right before I got married my grandfather told my grandmother she could go to rehab or go live with one of her daughters (who would have absolutely taken her in). She chose rehab and never drank again.

Meh, I don’t like either of them but Amber is young and shouldn’t waste any more of her life and youth on this drunk mess.

Man, if I was Johnny Depp I'm not sure I'd even date without paperwork.

Oooh, I can use this as my excuse for my dog being so chubby.

My mother’s cousin bought a puppy in the 70s that turned out to be a St. Bernard instead of a cute little lap dog.

I’m not sure it’s a new scam if you’re talking about BBC articles from a few years ago and an incident from 2009.

Looks like he’s just on the tip. I don’t think that counts.

It’s there because I put it there.

Stephen looks besotted! But who wouldn’t be?

“That would be wonderful, but no.” Heh. She’s irresistible. Love the whole bit where they exchange eyebrow action!

The girl can nail an interview.

I’m sure Kim’s dress is couture yet somehow it still looks like she picked it up at Bebe.