We all ticklish somewheres.

Uh-uh, we gave you a cute bubblegum 13 year old and y’all ruined him. He’s yours now. ;)

His character on OINTB was appealing, but then his character on HTGAWM was insufferable. And then it sometimes seems he’s reaching for the imaginary, Ryan Gosling Hey, Girl crown. All of which has left my impression of Matt McGorry ricocheting off the walls of the TV room.

A prank is swapping all of your mate’s furniture around when he on holiday or covering his room is army men. It’s not physically or emotionally harming the woman you are supposed to love.

Okay, you sadistic bastard. Some chilies can cause chemical burns. The vagina is a vulnerable body part with a delicately maintained ecosystem. Kindly stick that chili in your eye and think about what you've done.

You’re totally right... People who describe themselves as “pranksters” always seem to just be sadistic assholes who don’t want to admit that they’re sadistic assholes.

UGH. Pranks that are either physically or emotionally hurtful are NEVER FUNNY. What the fuck is wrong with these people.

this is the only song you found dylan’s singing weird?

They eat everything they’ll ever eat as larvae, then starve to death as adults.

Meh, if someone was attacking people near or at the legislature I’d sure like to know asap (sorry for Canadian reference)

“judgmental, self-absorbed, and unreflective,” should be xoJane’s tagline.

I am not going to play this game so I’m just going to assume that you’re an assassin hired to kill crazy Britney Spears but she’s really hard to locate because sometimes she runs, sometimes she hides. So you have to get lucky to find her. and its like a toxic waste of time. But eventually even though she’s…

I am going to believe there was a water landing and the seat cushions are being used as flotation devices until proven otherwise. I just really want to see that happen once.

Well, with a big enough wrench, you can loose a lot of things. Sucks if you lose that wrench though.

Oh, honey, Mariah has been the shadiest bitch in all the kingdom since Xtina was prepubescent.

Same! Everything I know about the Krew I learned from Jezebel and Dlisted but I live for these updates. It's to the point where if I had cable I would probably watch the show now. I'm not proud of that, but here we are.

Can we save her? :( Rob’s house is perfect!

So...what does Faye Resnick do for a living?

Some neighbors in the area, Local Memphis writes, are wondering why the young girl was out so late at night with her mother