I hope I’m rich enough to afford an invisible chair someday.

I’m going with “successful marketing tactic” because there is NO WAY I would have watched this video otherwise.

They’re technically hoarders; they’re not evil people, just sick. They probably lack the resources and/or the awareness to get help.

Sometimes, the fruit is low-hanging because it’s ripe and delicious.

I mean if I could make out with Natalie Dormer on tv, I totally would. Can’t blame her for shipping it. Hell I ship it. I loved their scenes together.

I think we’ve all realized that Taylor Swift is the real life Regina George.

Kylie invented wigs.

FALSE. If I had a boyfriend I would be looking into his bowl to see if he had any more ice cream I could steal. >:(

I love it! The Komplications are so delicious!

I thought Tobe Hooper.

So perpetuating this intolerance and leaving some disabled woman on the side of the road stranded somehow makes things better in your mind? Are you daft?

Funny thing is, leaving is absolutely the opposite of what Jesus would have done.

Rita Wilson has albums?

All I need to know about this album is whether Chet Haze has a hip hop interlude on any of the songs.

I heard Anna gave herself a raise and 7 new vacation days just for doing that.

I have a feeling Vogue thought they were being really awesome, comparing Lupita to Audrey.

But....Tubbs!!

When I read just one HUNGRY cat all I could think is where is the sonofabitch Tubbs!

Especially because -as much as I hate to say it- I think I agree with Kim on this one. I think I understand Chloe’s point (the messaging that young girls get saying that they are sexual objects and their only value lies in being desired, is gross and everywhere), but I don’t think she’s articulating it well, and when…

I know I have such a hard time. Hey, good job tearing down barriers and dragging transphobia into the popular consciousness. But, also fuck you for your "screw you, I got mine" attitude toward civil rights.