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Seriously. I don’t like Hillary, and I don't think she's an honest person, but anyone who tries to say that she isn’t qualified for this office is delusional.

It’s more like “If Hillary were a man with those same qualifications, she’d be predicted to win by a landslide.” The “woman card” has only gotten her sexist bullshit over the years and made it that much more difficult to achieve what she’s achieved. The only advantage the “woman card” gets any of us is the occasional

This is another symptom of the dehumanizing of children. “It’s my child, I’ll do with it as I see fit” instead of seeing the child as an actual human who should not be a lab rat, a slave, or a chess piece.

Good. If you’re an adult, feel free to be a guinea pig, treat, don’t treat, whatever.

that the government and/or the medical establishment are attacking the family for their beliefs.

Like, leaves the house once a month, wears sunglasses at night eccentric or
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY COLLECTION OF VINTAGE BACK BRACES? eccentric?

i know, i didn’t say it was harmful. but it’s too much and i have second-hand embarrassment watching it.

lol i am so embarrassed for anne hathaway. jesus

Omg Anne no

ZAC EFRON FOR NEXT GUY FIERI.

Don’t you think we should wait a bit before we put what may be a family murder on the shoulders of our political opponents?

Yeah, this guy’s elevator does not go to the top. I read a news item on him and he’s all “I want to show the children that anything is possible!” and everybody else in the world is all “Um, we don’t need our kids trying any more manifestly stupid and impossible shit, guy, knock it off.”

Shouldn’t have taken that left toirn at Albakoiky!

I can’t stop laughing at this Sea Hamster oh my god, humans are the best and worst thing in the world this is magnificent

In a story filled with total batshittery, this was my favorite part.

According to CNN, Baluchi’s 2014 rescue cost $144,000; the Coast Guard was called after receiving reports of “a disoriented man in a bubble off the coast of Miami, who was asking for directions to Bermuda.”

I’m hoping it’s less a memoir and more a comedy book?

Oh god. I really love Anna Kendrick but I just can’t abide by non world changing people (or those who haven’t been through an earth shattering experience that needs to be told) who write memoirs before the age of 60. Girl you just cleared three decades on this earth. Come to a dinner party with me and tell me all

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This is the article that I have been waiting for Jezebel to write. Thank you. Out of respect to Chyna, who was and should always be remembered as a beautiful woman, I would like to add even more to what has been told herein.

You’ll find a lot of people saying that Chyna was one of the sweetest members of the WWE that

Even as a teenager, I liked Chyna because she was different. She was strong and tough. Also, she was funny and pretty. I liked that about her.