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People should only be allowed to use paper towels after taking an intenstive training class and can verify they don’t need 4 sheets to dry their hands. I always want to lecture my co-workers after they use 3 or 4 sheets, and each one is only like 1/4 wet...”You realize that instead of barely using 4 sheets you could

Wow a lot of these responses are insane. I don’t understand why people are going in on her and not Jay Z (unless he’s also getting major criticism that I’m not seeing). He’s the one who seems to have cheated on his wife for Christ’s sake!

It is not a reuben. There is no sauerkraut, Thousand Island dressing, or Swiss cheese anywhere in sight. Reubens are gloriously messy.

I was really looking forward to Cooked but found it almost unwatchable.

YYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS! I didn’t know it was going to get a second season. I loved, loved, LOVED the first season. Chefs are the most insane and passionate people ever.

Awwww. This makes me sad. She was one of my favorites, along with Lita and Trish Stratus. She’ll be remembered forever.

Duh, that’s why you have to saran-wrap a cut onion to your feet at night!

Tweets like Charline McCray’s make me tear up and my heart swell a million times larger. Can we pause all the fighting on the left for a moment to appreciate what a historic precipice we’re standing on? If we nominate Hillary, we become the first major party to ever nominate a woman for U.S. President. And if she win

I think the key for me will be what she says about the girl. Hopefully, that will be nothing. I can’t really blame someone for not being able to fight the natural urge to support their family, but slut shaming or accusing a young girl of lying is a whole different story, so I hope she doesn’t do that.

so over people saying ‘no shade’ it’s the new “no offense” or “not to be a bitch”

This is formal request to refer to it as the Dearp video from now until forever.

she is unsalted, unbuttered boiled potatoes.

Off topic: please bring back Pissing Contest! I’m so bored at work 😭

Did you listen to the podcast? I don’t mean that to sound condescending or anything, just the answer to your question is in there. She didn’t actually know she was a key witness for a myriad of reasons including but not limited to a possible failure of Adnan’s own defense attorney. She found out when she was contacted

I’ve got one - “Well, I know a Person A and B that had a $5 lentil wedding and now they’re TOGETHER FOREVER and THE KING AND QUEEN OF LOVE and I know a Person C and D who spent MONEY ON THEIR WEDDING and now they’re DIVORCED and live in HELL.”

They can take two seconds to say who she is. I read the blog a lot and have never seen an article about her. They could literally make someone up, say “Bob” and I’d go “Who’s bob?” and people who have no idea who Bob is would then mock me for not using Google or having knowledge that Bob is the foremost lute player on

The headline in the NY Post would read “Van Veen Vexes Vogue Vamp”

A tiny part of me hoped it was something more

David Edelstein at NYMag also did not enjoy: