people who call cars sexy and give them pet names or call them She creep me out and I never want to be friends with people who get aroused by driving cars. Who are these ghouls?

Ill be convinced when they actually deliver. What he’s really saying I think is that he sees a market that other automakers have seen: looks fast but isn’t trims for their otherwise boring cars. Just look at lines like Audi’s S line and AMG’s AMG Sport trims. All the show, none of the go. I see Nismo trims on…

How much extra do you pay in taxes each year over what you’re legally obligated to?

were you like... never a kid? i’m pretty sure every kid is legally required to know the fastest bird on the planet.

Seriously, Jalops, this is it. The moment of truth. We need to buy this car.

Its tax season. I am sure there is plenty of work out there for you.

I’m a straight guy, I like to look at attractive women as much as the next straight dude or lesbian woman, but come on man...it’s time for this sexist crap to stop. I don’t need to see scantily clad women with cars to enjoy cars.

I love this shot of Ana Carrasco on the grid:

Yes, yes, you get it.

how are they good for a chuckle if it’s the same fucking cars over and over again? do you have memory problems?

Because cops overreact all the time. Open carry has nothing to do with this. It wasn’t a kidnapping they were investigating. It was a civilian’s misunderstanding of something they had seen. There’s no need to draw your weapon unless you perceive danger. Cops should make that call, not just draw. That’s how innocent…

The break-in procedure for Hawk HPS pads is sort of like that. You’re supposed to drive (forwards) up to 45mph and slam on the brakes. Repeat that a couple times, and the brakes will be smoking. Let them cool, and you’re all set.

I had an acquaintance in college, who would at times ask me about car stuff...when his brakes started squeaking, I simply said probably needs new pads. A few days later I see him pull into the parking lot, with smoke coming from the wheels, he gets out all excited and says “ I got the squeaking to stop, I just…

The top 2 are false but the last 2 aren’t. AWD isn’t a miracle that overcomes physics but I’d rather have 4 powered wheels on mixed traction surfaces.

Are you not better off with AWD?

“It’s OK to stay in the left lane as long as I can do the speed limit”

Yeah my fantasy 2 car garage is a Singer and an E63 wagon (Because stupid Audi won’t sell me an RS6 Avant in the US), but this would be a nice pair.

Thats a handsome car.

Or just drive slowly and carefully. Note that I am driving through <1/2" of snow, and the video shows about 1/2". This is not a blizzard. All seasons are adequate for this climate.