No people buy Audis because they look fantastic.

Exactly. Also to note, they will be going to starbucks, they won't be driving the veyron though... ever.....

Detroit pizza... motor city.... eh close enough.

good point.... if it did it probably doesn't work....

Since this is a Lada, the driver is most likely dead...

Because we want to put a person on mars. We already did the moon, and it would likely be orders of magnitude more difficult/expensive to include a return trip from mars into the plans. Especially given mars has a LOT more gravity than the moon, and isn't in our orbit to be able to just "fall" back.

HANDBRAKE!!!! DO YOU EVEN USE IT?!

This is of course ignoring that engines are usually most efficient at a specific RPM, usually the top of the torque curve. Therefore you can have a engine producing maximum torque with minimal fuel regardless of your speed, wether you are accelerating, or cruising.

Babies might not be big.... but strollers are.

Ah the Veritas RSIMGOINGTOKILLYOURFAMILYIII.... so fantastic.

In all seriousness.... i have no idea how they did that. Seriously, what?

WHY DID YOU F***'ING TURN!?!?!?!?!

Exactly. Also flat white and latte..... supposedly the flat white has more milk. Except when I lived in Australia I asked a number of baristas, they all said they make them exactly the same.

Wasn't sure. But the battery life on those things are definitely crazy long.

WHY DID YOU TURN?!

Oh okay, they're just using laser as marketing for "super bright" or something along those lines lol.

Plenty of connoisseurs drink cappuccinos, macchiatos, lattes, etc. Sure, you might also get a straight espresso to try and taste more of the origin flavors, but people who just do espresso is in the minority.

From wikipedia: "Short black is an Australasian synonym for the basic espresso.

5 can't be cappuccino.... it's got chocolate!

Difference between a long black and a americano.... long black you pour the water then espresso. Americano is espresso then water. By adding the espresso second, you don't dissipate the crema as much.