Justin Bieber—-airport restroom cruising for cock.

Where was Glenn Coco?

I love that in response to a story about Mean Girls most of the comments are critiquing how the women look. Never change, Jezebel.

especially after she learned to channel her rage into sports. She probably played field hockey for an Ivy, got a big law job like you said, and is quickly taking over the world by scheming and channeling her anger into her corporate takeovers. Completely agree.

Regina would not be a Real Housewife! SHE IS A QUEEN B. She wouldn't hang out with other Reginas. THERE ARE NO OTHER REGINAS.

Oh sorry, did they get poignant, elegant, fascinating writing with emotional and intellectual heft into your Cosmo reviews and Beyonce pictures?

This actually happened to my cat. She wasn't my cat at that point; she was the stray that seemed to be pregnant and repeatedly broke into my house and bled everywhere. I thought she was having kittens and made her a bed and everything but no kittens. I took her to an emergency animal hospital and she had a calcified…

If you think those are bad, don't ever look up Harlequin babies.

are you kidding me

Indeed.

Pusheen is the only emoji I need

Person who I was in eighth grade with had her umbilical cord turn into stone. Gyno discovered it and turned out it had been like that for TWO DAYS, so they induced the labor and she was lucky to not have severe retardation. Unfortunately she has a severe case if epilepsy and she is extremely quiet (she was mute until…

Fair enough, though the case does say she felt the mass coming out of her cervix and not out of anywhere else. So unless she had a fistula between some pipes down there, I'd be liable to assume it did exude from her uterus? Perhaps also relevant is the testimony that this woman *had* been pregnant, did not deliver…

This. My dad long ignored his alcoholism and my mother would not stay on her schizophrenia meds and became hard core addicted to sedatives. I had to write them both out of my life for stability reasons. I get soooo much shit for it, but as a 20-something year old I know I can't fix them. And realistically, Madonna…

The iPhone emojis are so ugly. The only ones I really like are the stickers on FB (Pusheen!).

In case anyone's interested in the aforementioned drawing:

Yes. "One year old" isn't really helpful when describing a child of that age, huge milestones can be reached in each passing month. For all we know "one year old" means 20-month old and that can be a big difference from 12-month old.

I didn't know she'd tried in the past. I do know that for many substance abusers, it's a long, hard road back. My father was "put away" several times by his family due to a combination of PTSD and alcoholism, and had some pretty horrible experiences in the VA hospitals they sent him to. It wasn't until he found AA and…

Amen. Showing up drunk sounds like the behavior of an addict. And addicts don't get better until they help themselves. Sadly, there have often been so many aborted attempts to get them well, that by the time they really DO, genuinely, want to get better, and recognize that they have a problem, they have completely…

This also seems like a situation where throwing money at it would make it worse...