I've just been binge watching The L Word after discovering it and this is immediately what I thought of.

Grass before glass, dude...I made this mistake with copious amounts of feijoa wine.

Call me old fashioned but I don't think a bunch of little kids swearing a lot is funny or cute, nor does it help,a cause or help to sell anything. I'll get my rocking chair and cane too...

He is our Prime Minister's favourite author (NZ). God help us. Though he has a very slick, well informed PR team so I'm sure if they asked him now he would probably change his answer...to Tom Clancy.

That really was a turning point for him, but he'll do anything for Carl.

my friend pointed out that the zombies eat animals as well, but I find it hard to believe they could catch most animals unless they swamped them as a horde.

Also re Maggie, I know that's babies are great and beautiful treasures, but I find it so weird how happy she is to be pregnant. she's not even slightly conflicted about bringing a baby into this messed up hell.

Cheers Honey B. Parks and Rec is my latest obsession after missing out for so long. I have been trying to find other things that look good that Aubrey Plaza is in, but it is not promising. There is a rom com coming out where she is a supporting actress and in the shorts actually has to say "men and women can never be…

I too have experienced the oh no let's get back together sex, actually sorry I just wanted to fuck you I was always going to leave you and it is horrid. After all this time and everything he did wrong (we were both young and stupid to be fair) that is really the only thing I am angry about.

Never apologise for raunch, we crave it. Also you promised, you delivered I respect that. I'm sorry you got dumped covered in jizz.

Wow that's nearly as bad as my cousin who burned pasta while trying to boil it.

it's not the wife's job, it's all his previous flatmates. Seriously, I have lived with 7 guys and they have all been varying degrees of hopeless re domestic duties. Some I managed to encourage to cook and clean. I do not have the internalised Martha Stewart shame my mother does (she MUST vacuum if anyone is coming…

"They gave us hats!"

like boil pre frying right? You're not gonna just boil them? Unless they're saveloys.

it was probably suppressed until the verdict because he's a minor. Still, it is a bit weird. Normally the case would be covered with name suppression.

I know people rape corpses, kill their family etcetera I have just never read one involving someone's specific fantasy being killing and raping their mother. Even psychopaths usually display some sort of basic affection/protectiveness towards their mothers.

Jeeeeeeezus. Sometimes I am truly frightened at what people can become. Sometimes there are signs and sometimes....also I have read a lot of murder stories and I don't think I've ever heard of this before. It's a new level of wrong wrong wrong.

these are real dogs, dude!! Live action puppies. Although they have done a weird computer animated thing to their mouths to make it look like they're talking which is off putting. However I dig owls and I will investigate further. Hedwig was the real hero.

Beverly Hills Chihuahua is where it's at. I love plane trips, they give me an excuse to watch truly terrible movies. If you haven't seen it a Beverly Hills chihuahua gets separated from her owner and captured by a Mexican dog fighting ring, losing her booties and diamanté collar in the process. Something happens and…

I want them to be false too. But look the movie up on Wikipedia, it has a section on the allegations. Part of me thinks, if they're prepared to expose pugs to a bear, let kittens be nipped by live crabs on the nose and send them down a creek in a box they may not have the best animal responsibility.