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Daimler SP250, long snapper. Why? Well, just look at it. Snapper mouth, snapper tail, definitely snapper material if not an actual snapper.

Center doesn’t need to as nimble as he is immovable:

considering how ruthless CARB can be, I wouldn’t be surprised if they just flat out said those affected cars couldn’t get their registration renewed.

Q: Which car built for gravel is the best?
A: A rental car.

I like that your tl;dr section was only a line shorter than your main section lol

Partly because, for most people, wagons are just better vehicles than crossovers.

I am excited! Bring it on!

I’m 33 and I’ll happily take my AARP card if that’s what the cool kids are saying these days.

Chevy went to disks all round in the early 2000s. Then they switched back to drums around ‘06 when they realized that was a terrible idea. On your standard non-performance disk brakes, they’re gonna warp if you haul heavy loads and go up and down hills frequently

And yet, it stops shorter than a $40 midsized truck with discs all around

Apparently neither Paul nor Doug have had the rubber part of a wiper blade torn off due to being frozen to the windshield.

“places unfit for human life like Houghton, Michigan”

Interesting fact about that Camaro- The visibility doesn’t change when you brush the snow off the car.

Read up about the MV Tricolor. It was cut up in the same way maybe 10 years ago with a bunch of cars in it also.

Yeah, dude, it’s just for fun. I get that snow tires are better. You realize I also took my Hummer on a drag strip? Did you post on that one and tell me I should’ve had a Miata?

Yeah, I have a second car with 4WD and proper tires, I just did this for fun. I don’t ever plan on driving this in the winter again. Also I’ve never driven a car with summer tires in the winter, so that was kind of cool.

Hate to sound like Grampa McGitovmilayn here, but stuff like this really fucks over the rest of us who just want to play with our off-road toys in peace.

What a fucking shock.

Listen, I like my fair share of hooning from time to time, but this dude’s a retard. Unless you’re actually Ken Block and get neighborhoods shut down to do this shit, it’s legitimately dangerous. Not to mention completely inconsiderate.

Yeah, your dune buggy is legit bro, we all see that. So you

The probability of this guy squashing a post-hugging sloth is just way too high.