Alia Shawkat remains classy as F. David Cross needs to go away. Forever. Starting now.

When I read the announcement that he’d be kicked out I thought it was too little too late, but the knowledge that this bullshit “punishment” actually upsets him to the point of consulting with a legal team gives me great pleasure. Is there anything else he can be kicked out of? A frequent flyer mile program? A…

He seems to be a very good person, and while I still think it’s shitty he was outed, I am glad he has had positive experiences since.

I love the way tabloids talk about relationships.

I want to meet the Bad Janet version Britney.

nothing could have prepared me for that Britney video. Her face between his sit ups is like a AI robot rebooting itself.

Um, you forgot the obvious ending where Lizzie and Gordo are forever soul mates who get married and love each other until the end of time. #Lizdo #TrueLove #NeverChange #OnlyIReallyMeanIt #NoYOUREtooinvested

So... where did the rest of Hilary Duff’s back/waist go? #deathbyphotoshop

The retouching job in that header image is peak mid-aughts photoshop fail. I always wanted my head to be wider than my torso. C’est magnifique.

59 here, married for 33 years to my wife - all in a row, too! I wish I could give you more stars, madame.

Because I was once young myself, I know that it’s hard for young people to imagine old wrinklies bumping uglies. I’m almost 70 and as capable of having an orgasm as I was when younger. More capable, in fact, because I’ve learned a thing or two.

Pants are terrible. I also strongly dislike socks.

Shoes are terrible.

I just saw the “Cry Me a River” video again and holy fuck is it creepy. I would’ve been adding extra security to my house if I were Brit.

She never mentions him. Have you seen her boyfriend, btw?

Wish there was a way for America to support young black Americans without first victimizing them. But I’m a dreamer like that.

I think MadTV had it right on their relationship:

I love that none of his exes ever talk about him. He isn’t worthy of it. His own wife barely seems to acknowledge their relationship?

What was Jessica Biel thinking when she married him?

In his defense, Justin Timberlake has plenty of experience with blabbing about his hookups. I’m assuming album sales are low? He needs attention again?