So he definitely murdered her.

Good grief.

Why are you apologizing? (S)he demeaned the wife by saying writing her thoughts in public is equivalent to being a 14 yr old. You pointed out the ridiculousness of putting the onus on the cheated on person for keeping their mouth shut, which is at least tangentially the same thing as calling a grown ass woman 14 for…

“So you take her word as is? Not even a bit of skepticism?”

Eh, do you really think she should just slink off into the night?

I forgive her because she lived through sixteen years of her husband being lauded as a feminist god friend and champion paragon on virtue while he was actually screwing around on her. I would be pretty pissed off too.

Yeah? Feminists blame the beautiful, needy, aggressive young women for their affairs?

I support his wife in sharing her story, and I imagine it was very empowering to let go of the need to keep secrets and lies that really belong to someone else. I’ve been there — going along with initially small lies out of love and loyalty, and then realizing how big they’ve grown over time.

Poor Selma Blair. Dogs don’t live anywhere near long enough.

Yelling your unwillingness to grasp an obvious metaphor does not, in fact, make you look smarter.

naah kid, you know he stans for miley.

WTF does that even mean? I mean, seriously “blook is thicker than water” makes sense but WTF does that even mean?

I already commented but I like this interpretation. If we spent as much time organizing politically as we do dissecting the intentions of liberal comedians, we might actually have a chance at changing things.

I took it as satire.

Don’t blame the writer for your lack of reading comprehension. The term made perfect sense to me.

Hint: thicker = importance.

The expression “blood is thicker than water” originally meant that the bond between comrades is stronger than family, as in bathing in the blood of your enemies is a pretty powerful bonding experience, and it has been bastardized into meaning the exact opposite.

“Beautiful,” “bad,” “sad,” “yuuuge”—sounds right.

To be fair, he only knows, like, 4 adjectives.

Who could have predicted that the president, when given 140 characters to describe a woman who died defending her city from fascists that the adjectives he would use would begin with “beautiful” and not include “brave” or “strong” or “principled” or “righteous”? Oh, everybody could have predicted that? Oh. Okay.