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She isn’t spotless, but I think she’s pretty fantastic.

Your right to privacy (this isn’t a free speech issue, numbnuts) ends when you parade your idiocy in public.

Well the people outing them are just practicing their free speech rights too.

Laughing at that loser DJ who would have been spared all of this if he hadn’t sued Taylor Swift. Sure, he got fired and maybe he’s had trouble finding a new job, but now anyone who googles him will know about his extracurricular activities, not just radio people. Talk about miscalculating.

If she is a mindless tool, she’s probably one of those badass ones like a sledgehammer or a pneumatic drill or a flamethrower.

On why the front of her skirt was not lifted:

Wish I had the confidence of a mediocre white man

This seems like a happy ending for all the women involved. They made new friends and avoided spending any more of their precious time on this dick bag. Everyone in this story that I don’t hate wins!

This is at least a somewhat well worded email that apologizes without reservation.

She is not average looking or an average woman. She is conventionally pretty with a great body. She is charismatic, intelligent, sporty, and comes from a successful family. She is the whole package and was bringing much more to the table than Peter. Peter is a dull, personal trainer/former model. Aside from his looks

Roald Dahl sure was right about one thing:

Yeah, I’ve never been a huge Taylor Swift fan, but that is a topnotch, A+ answer to a bullshit question. I mean, I’m sure she was prepped for this, but I’d be hard pressed not to stand up and cheer in the courtroom if I’d heard any of these answers in person.

People: Don’t coddle men. Don’t entertain their mediocrity anymore. Don’t indulge them their obtuse, willfully ignorant questions about ANYTHING they could figure out for themselves with a basic google search. Especially don’t do it on articles regarding sexual assault, where the majority of us has specific trauma and

You, me - and MILLIONS of other women. I hope this garbage POS never works again. I’ve worked with plenty of his kind. They think they can do anything because we’re “nice” and won’t reveal him for the sexual predator he really is. Fuck him.

That reply was great. Fuck that guy.

The first couple of milliseconds, I thought it must be a mistake

I would watch a show of her watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians and shittalking them throughout.

Listen y’all, the most important advice on here is that if you craft you need that JoAnn’s app. The coupons are off the chain and I don’t buy anything full price at that bitch no mo’!

Be sure to use that /s tag otherwise people might think you’re serious

YOU’RE ALL WRONG! CILANTRO IS DELICIOUS! I’m gonna start running around and putting EXTRA cilantro on strangers burritos! #youreburritoingwrong