If that was a scolding then your parents were very kind, lol.

Because it scares the fuck out of you when a predator does this to you. As soon as she felt powerful enough, she had him removed from the venue.

Profitable.

I can’t get the song out of my head now.

The original messages seem less horrifying if you hear the horn section and imagine Chevy Chase mugging to the camera. Wait no, they’re even more horrifying now.

They sound like lyrics to a really fucked up version of “You Can Call Me Al.”

I apologize for venting like a masagonistic faggot.

I’m mostly impressed that he managed to offend pretty much every single marginalized group: women, Jews, LGBTQ, etc. While it isn’t here, I’m sure dude has said a few things about POC, too.

Why do you say she “clearly” doen’t work out? She is 47 years old with three kids. I mean, I haven’t been following her career, maybe they were all born via surrogate but even if that were the case, she looks great for her age (really, for any age).

[lak-luhs-ter]

It can also be a noun.

If the “crystal lady” was unavailable, I’m sure Spencer Pratt would have been glad to help.

Also if Kimmy Schmidt was in a bunker for a damn decade and still knows about the Kardashians anyway through some sort of cultural osmosis, let’s not pretend that you, creature of Hollywood, have never heard of them, Darren

Whoa, did you watch the show? You’re taking that comment out of context. Rachel was speaking of her teenage days, how her sister was considered the pretty one and Rachel was the athletic one. Prior to her blossoming into a bombshell, she was always friend zoned. So now when guys shower her with so many compliments ,…

Chris Brown is gross and shouldn’t be allowed on the internet at all. He should be off on an island somewhere living in solitude, contemplating what it means to be an upstanding member of society, with no women in sight.

Rihanna to everyone:

Name one black woman you think is a cut above her peers regardless of race.

Yeah, I’m confused. She’s smart, good looking, successful, from a good family. She can most certainly pull a good looking or above average man. I feel like the person who made that comment is really pressed to call Rachel unattractive for some reason.

Have you ever spent time around a star collegiate athlete? Durant was the best NCAA basketball player that year, and, yes, it’s a big deal on campus to be the person that dates such a player. Even unknown basketball players at Division I schools generally do very well, but damn, the nation’s biggest star? That’s…

Eric would be the BEST! He was adorable! And he has the best back story for TV ever.