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Apres Moi, Le Dejeuner
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Mostly the whinging. Mostly.

Nah, I wouldn't say they're jealous. I can see why she might annoy some people. But I don't care. How they feel is how I feel about Beyoncé so it evens out :)

10/10 would watch. i<3u Del Rey!

and I have no "fucking idea" why the tone of your comment is so harsh. I am talking about a string of articles about Del Rey - not only this one - which constantly mock her. I am not talking about "ignoring" her as in not writing about her at all, but a bit more of letting her do whatever she wants without this

If it's a secure email/BCCed/encrypted/etc., they can send a mass email to a selected group of people. There's nothing about HIPPA that says your medical team can't use your health information to send you information.

I love the Born to Die album. I am not ashamed.

why do people hate so much on her? I like her music. If you don't like her, just ignore? she is supposedly not "authentic"...how many men get compared so harshly to their persona?

If he was going to show up at her doorstep or something I'd agree, but a little harmless, confusing texting for my own amusement doesn't seem too bad to me.

(Rolling eyes) Ummm... that is your reference for French people thinking Paris is the center of Europe??? Why don't you read their press and books from the last 50 years, say, go live there, and then come back and tell me about the French.

No. I would use Docs for skinheads (pre-racial identity issues), Mods, Punks, and New Wave kiddos. I would use Chuck Taylors if I was specifically curating Kurt Cobain's look. I would use Timberlands for Eddie Vedder.

Can you blame me? Shes's like the Pele of anal.

Will do. It was stupid of her to leave her phone on my desk while she ran out to pick up lunch. It's like she was asking for this.

Yeah, but you're just going to embarrass them in front of everyone when you get caught having anal sex with Francoise, Cyril.

OK, I'm sold. I just signed my friend up for it without telling her and am going to sit back and see what happens. Curious to see how Fred Kelly responds to a baffled married woman.

How do I start working for these people????

ladies, you don't need to pay 25 bucks a month on a useless boyfriend when I'm willing to be your useless boyfriend for a mere 20$!

They go to another school, ok? And her parents are super strict so she can't come to any of our dances or anything. Shut up.

I would kill her for you. If you want.

My friend kept a picture of my friend Amy* on his desk as his "fake girlfriend" to hide that he was in a relationship with his employee.

I bet all Invisible Girlfriends live in the Niagara Falls area.