This guy is like Teflon, nothing sticks.

Very well written article.

The adult option is realizing you can do what you damn well please with your life so long as it's not hurting others.

yeah I thought you had to have two...http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article…

An open letter to anyone who will listen:

YES!

How to write an open letter to your ex: Be Alanis Morisette, put it in song form, never tell anyone who your ex is. Get real bitter with it!

How about just moving the fuck along? Unless someone maimed you, killed you or ruined your credit, just forget about it.

True, but this particular Palin pic is actually a photoshop job.

One of my friends freaked out as we approached 30- she was single. Now we're 32, she's married (met the guy and got engaged after 5 months) with a 1 year old and another on the way. Part of me will always wonder if she married him when she did because she couldn't tolerate the idea of being 30 and single.

I know! That was my thought too! How hilariously stupid that comment you made was! Many laughs out loud were had.

*makes broad generalization about an entire country with a population of about 143 million*

"Ve are looking for Nuclear Wessels."

"Gain information" from college girls? About what, exactly? The most pilling-resistant yoga pants? The secret ingredient in pumpkin spice lattes?

Marry yourself at 30? Why? The whole point is to not get married in your 20's so you might get married in your 30's.

You know what? All of a sudden I don't care if Kyle MacLachlan does end up solving her murder.

Ten bucks says none of the women above would rebuff some hot guy hitting on them by saying that they're married.

I've googled every name and reference in this post, but I still don't have a clue what is happening.

Nothing says "I'm a grown ass woman!" like mocking other people's commitments to their spouses.

I am horrified that "marrying yourself" is a thing.