Oh, I see, because of that R. Kelly song where he suggests there's an initial party, which (naturally) is followed by the after-party (i.e., the second party in temporal sequence), which in turn, is itself followed by the hotel lobby. Where your comment fails is in its misplaced (and, frankly, odd) assumption that…

Oooooh, I love this game! I can usually guess it on the first try. This is going to be fun!

Where, exactly, within these 10 paragraphs of effusive, laudatory praise for Rock's entire body of work did you sense anything negative or critical about his comedy?

He wonders: Would we cheer for the "New York Niggas"

Imagine my disappointment. I thought "munches on floor chips" was a euphemism for felatio.

Reading through all of his responses to the many responses his initial comment generated, I reached a point where I became convinced we were in the presence of a master troll, and we had all unwittingly taken his bait. I actually started to see a kind of beauty and elegance in the way he artfully portrayed himself as…

Here's the problem (well, one of several problems, really) with characterizing this as the Patriots "screwing" the Panthers: Bill Belichick could have called the Panthers front office directly and told them with absolute certainty that Gaffney would not clear waivers—that if they waived him, the Pats were going to…

Yeah, my guess was that you actually started gathering numbers for the post after Gardner's fifth-inning homer (perhaps thinking, not unreasonably, that he wouldn't face Darvish again), which would've obviously entailed taking pre-game totals and manually updating to reflect the 2-for-3 / 2 HR night, while the game…

Except that it's not for free. The Patriots have to use one of their 90 roster spots to carry Gaffney's deadweight (for 2014, at least) until rosters are trimmed, at which point they can place him on IR. It was precisely this cost (one of 90 roster spots) that the Panthers weren't willing to pay to protect their…

Until Brett Gardner's seventh-inning single off Darvish, that headline was actually not hyperbole; it was fact. He now has four career hits in 11 at-bats against Darvish, all home runs.

Fuck ya, they r, bro! This is are fuckin year! Don't listen to these other h8ers... their just jelly cuz they no we got a better offence and defence then what ever dogshit team they root 4.

There are hundreds of privileged white kids in Brooklyn with enough money to wish they were poor who would absolutely kill for that 'stache.

No kidding, this is exactly how I legitimately read that line the first time through. The pronoun usage here goes well beyond ambiguous, actually making the unintended reading the far more natural/logical one. And, I mean, in fairness, that's not a picture of a man who is by any means guaranteed to be among us two…

I agree wholeheartedly with your conclusion that the moralizing about PEDs is dumb and selective. But we shouldn't pretend that the various ills you cite from past eras are indistinguishable from the widespread use of steroids from the mid-90s through the mid-00s. Yes, some of the most talented players were…

Well, the topic/focus of the post is the instagram comment left by hotcocktranny. If nothing else, it's an outlandishly inappropriate comment to leave on the New York Yankees official instagram account. As an initial matter, I disagree with you that the comment is not itself funny. I found the detailed description…

"And another generation of athletes and fans begins to view the women in skorts as just a little less human."

The women's doubles portion of the evening pitted young star Taylor Townsend and Liezel Huber of the Freedoms against Martina Hingis and Anastasia Rodionova of the Kastles. In the middle of one of the games, Townsend dinged Huber in the back of the head with a forehand.

He hardly "got" Carmelo Anthony. The Knicks traded for 'Melo, giving up some meaningful assets in the process, including a lottery pick in this year's loaded draft. He wasn't wooed or persuaded to sign with the Knicks by Dolan or anybody else. He wanted out of Denver, and he was pissed that his agent neglected to…

I'm going to need to read this several more times before I have any shot at actually understanding it, but for the time being, suffice it to say that my mind has been thoroughly blown.

It's only OK because he's batting for Le Tigre.