Portland also makes airport vendors charge sane prices for their products, so that’s a plus.

Powerpoint meetings are literally 80% of the American economy.

This is insane behavior. If you are in a relationship where GETTING A POLYGRAPH TEST seems like a reasonable next step then you need to get out.

DAD JOKES REPRESENT!

If this means Jack Slack is available someone should pick him up immediately. Hint, hint.

And Jack Slack too. He’s a top notch MMA/boxing writer.

Can you call me a cuck or a beta next? Or maybe a libtard? That would be great!

snowflake

What if I KNOW you’re an asshole?

Racist? Maybe. Asshole? Definitely!

Dude, you used “social justice warrior” unironically. Nobody has to call you an asshole, you self-disclosed.

I’ll bet you $100 that some of his best friends are black.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erik_von_Markovik

Totally, bro.

So when do we burn the lumber? I’m confused...

Why not both?

But, hey, leather pants. Right?

After a nice long vacation with pay.

It isn’t easy to tell what is going on from 15 seconds of video, but I think it is pretty clear that the meathead guy is guilty of assault and battery.

Well your buddy in the skinny jeans FUCKING TRIED TO KILL A TINY DOG BECAUSE HE WAS MAD AT THE OWNER.