I look forward to him elbowing New Balance’s lawyers in the face while the judge who saw the whole thing does absolutely nothing.

I guess I just hate everyone and everything, and want everyone to fail at all the things they attempt forever. I feel like that’s the only way anything good might ever happen again.

Or how its common for people who work at truck stops to have “BigDick” in their handle like they’re 13?

Isn’t it still better than having Phil Simms on TV?

I honestly can’t imagine how that’s possible.

Haha, I hear you man. I felt the same way when at our reception over in Taiwan a few years back. All her extended family wanted pictures next to me. Not with my wife, just with me.

A friend is married to a Thai girl, and she had some friends at our softball game. He told me later that they were enamored with my size (also 300 lbs.) He said they were mesmerized.

I am 6'4" and and have a fairly bushy beard. When I was in the Philippines I felt like a goddamn supermodel. I literally turned heads on the street.

No, as this removes our reviews from the media and publicity cycle.

Exact same boat. I’m 6'3" and my wife is 5'1" ...if she’s wearing shoes with a 1" sole. Her whole family is tiny, seeing as they’re Taiwanese. I am a literal giant when we go back to visit her extended family, and I love it.

there but for the grace of god go i

Did I miss the part of the video where they shot her a bunch of times?

Are you middle class? Do you have a weekend? Do you have safety protections at work? Thank a union, asshole.

Actually, it’s more like Jeffrey Dahmer yelling “don’t mess wth Gacy, he’s fuckin’ nuts.”

I’m not an economist, but 2017 is stupid and every subsequent year will be stupider, so this will definitely happen

So in my opinion, the response toward Cocosasa’s behavior was more than a controversy about manners, it was a step toward figuring out the nuances that differentiate live-arena Hearthstone from its online counterpart.

Good thing this is “Kotaku” and not “Things That Tekton Cares About”.

I’ve given this some thought, and I disagree. I think rumours and allegations about things like sexual abuse should be taken *more* seriously, and people making allegations should be given the benefit of the doubt.

AND WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH GRAPE NUTS?! YOU OPEN IT UP, NO GRAPES, NO NUTS!

Wait, I think I got it, guys. He’s calling wresting fake.