It's been a while since I've viewed it but one scene that stood out for me (and I may be remembering this incorrectly) is when he slaps Apollonia for teaming up with Morris Day and then apologizes by saying "I'm sorry, I just know how he treats women."

I think it is part of someone's Master's Thesis on being obtuse in the internet age.

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Sometimes God tells you to do things just to test you.

He's just gonna fit into whatever container he's poured into.

Appending the number "69" to his username is the height of humor for this guy, so the bar is pretty low.

You can add another reason to Erin Gloria Ryan's list.

That looks like tremendous fun.

Has there been a professional athlete in the last 15 years that has not donated a single minute or cent to charity work?

They were simple, easy to fix, and hell, there were only about five moving parts to fix if something went wrong.

Did they also pause to give Spoelstra a mustache?

On the other hand, they will be invisible to fish.

My favorite is the preemptive comment about the Bee Gees, like he can hear people reading his disco comment and then saying aloud "But what about the Bee Gees? And some ABBA?"

I had a coworker who had a date tattooed across his neck - it was the same day I was born so I asked him the significance. He didn't answer, just started crying and then throwing around inventory in the back room. His girlfriend said to me - "You fucking idiot, that's the day his Dad died and he doesn't like to talk…

Theory - Bill Hader is vying to be his generation's Tom Hanks. Discuss.