Who gets to decide which commentators are pointing them out?

I'm pretty sure a "cue the..." post is the same joke we've heard on every thread ever, if you are worried about originality. Next time try a "thug comment in 3,2,1" if you want go with another classic that everyone is tired of.

Carlos, I hope your wife has a lovely Mother's Day. The rest of you, enjoy "Defensive Spinster Day"!

It's sort of a reflex among Gawker commenters.

Yes.

Yeah, Reagan was such a bad ass that no one dared to step to the U.S. of A. He'd never cut and run. And he'd sure as shit never deal with some tinhorn dictator. Hell, I wish Bush II was back. That guy knew how to deal with these assholes.

Jesus, folks just fall all over themselves to comment about how much they don't like children on Jezebel.

A question for aficionados of fine whiskeys. In your years of traveling the globe sampling said whiskey, impressing bartenders with your knowledge and causing attractive women to raise an eyebrow at your level of sophistication - which ED pill works best to establish and maintain an erection?

Some story. Imagine if this really happened!

True, but that 5%...

I laughed.

As an Engineering student who spends hours doing homework goddamn right I want them to collect it.

In his defense, college students are terrible, entitled children. I am around them everyday. I also know from my time with them that sending a note like this is like inviting them to shit in the hallway, which they'll do on the grounds of "Freedom Of Speech" or some such nonsense.

Aren't people pissed about the end of every show now? Maybe go outside every once in a while.

I was watching this with my wife last night - I find it odd that they obviously let the "contestants" groom their facial/body hair throughout their time in the wilderness.

I'm going to have to withhold judgement until I find out how many pushups you can do.

I think one reason that they may be called selfish is because on a post that is about whether you would choose differently how you handled your work/child-rearing balance now that some time has passed this child-free person's first thought was "here is another opportunity to tell everyone how much I don't want…

And yes, it is bad that you wished harm on the child for the offense of being alive and young in your presence. I'm sure most of your fellow commenters found it charming, if that makes you feel better.

I am a "non-traditional" student - getting a Mechanical Engineering degree in my 30's. After I entered my birthdate Spotify replied with a "Sorry, we meant CURRENT students" message. There was an option to submit documentation, which I did, but jeez Spotify, way to twist the "too old for school" knife!