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Still Daredevil.

Well, this lesbian shit ass is sorry to hear about Mrs. Baio’s brain tumor. Nobody deserves that.

After the Queen, it goes:
Charles (the monarch’s eldest son, The Prince of Wales, the traditional title of the heir for many years. Incidentally, the current queen, Elizabeth II, was made Princess of Wales when her father became King, because that’s a courtesy title given to the wife of the Prince of Wales)
William

I suppose they’re both blonde and British.

Is cloth diapering really considered a hippie thing now? My mum cloth diapered both me and my sister in the 80s because it was cheaper and because, in her words “The shop-bought things couldn’t stand up to you.”

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation

If you watch Friday Night Lights, you will understand. I promise. I can barely think of him as anyone BUT Tim Riggins, that’s how all encompassing he is in that.

OK so I don’t get the obsession with him, but my friend said I would if I started watching Friday Night Lights. Can you confirm whether that is true and whether I should start watching it? I need a new show anyhoo.

I see there is no option for “Yes, I have a weird, self-destructive boner for men who actively repulse me, so I would totally sex him but give him a fake phone number.”

Yes, if he still looked like this and didn’t say words:

The best is all the people reacting so negatively to the sex ed lesson with things like “Actors or not, they’re still children! So inappropriate!!” *pearl clutching* *gasping*

hobbits arent big enough to eat hamburgers.

“I got interested in her in 2008”

I went to go see Mad Max the other night with my pal and during the previews they showed the trailer for The Visit, the new M. Night Shyamalan movie and it starts off with an intro from him and it was like, “Hellow, I’m M. Night Shyamalan...” and my dude was like, “Ohhh noooo...” and everyone in front of us and behind

We both WEPT, as we knew we would, and it was one of the reasons we arranged to marry in a completely private ceremony (with only the officiant, and photogs there as witnesses). We both had hankies in hand bc we knew it would be a weepy mess. Miraculously my makeup survived (one of the main reasons I got lash

Ha! I actually have a funny story about this.

I teared up and cried a bit. My husband, however, ugly-sobbed his way through it. It was amazing.

SAD: The fine print reads: “You should probably just kill yourself.”

I watched this last night and was dying! The best part was he is so into himself he didn’t realize she was shredding him! I love Amy even more now!! Also for fellow Bachlorette watchers: News flash I think I am in love with Cupcake the Dentist

Damnit, just when I had managed to break free of the Bachelorette cycle. You watch ONE episode because Amy Schumer is on it, then you become invested in some of the contestants. Next thing you know, you’re not only watching the rest of THIS season, but you care about who becomes the Bachelor next season. I will not be