45. Writes self serving humblebrag posts on Jezebel and shows wife all the stars he got because he’s an awesome feminist.

The other day I called her the “Jordan Almond” of pop stars.

June Shannon—usually a big fan of pedophiles....

I continue to be the sole person on Team Gwynnie. It’s a lonely fucking team.

I found one moment in the documentary very telling in explaining that: when Keyke Burns was sitting in her bedroom in front of all her prom photos, and pointed to a photo of her elementary school prom (which I didn’t even know was a thing?) and said “see, they even segregated us in elementary school...whoa, and I…

Please don’t take it too seriously! It’s obviously tongue in cheek.

Special kind of Protestantism. There’s a difference between traditional (European spawned) Protestant sects, Lutheranism, Methodist, Presbyterians, and Americanized Evangelical Protestantism.

My favorite part was when the hot tub car guy (who is the most aggressive Canadian EVER) confronted him and asked him why he yelled and say he sucked. Drunk guy responds “What? Who are you? You do suck, by the way”.

I have been waiting forever to share this story with people who know what I’m talking about! I lived in London last year, and one night I was dining at this private club and Tobias Menzies was at the next table. I don’t think he had even been cast in this role yet, I didn’t know his name, but I had seen his on Spooks,…

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“The problem is not the movie, it’s all the feminazis who are claiming this action film as their own. They don’t have the right to watch a movie where women try and liberate themselves from being reduced to objects and fight their way out of it and call it feminist, durn it! How dare they find validation for their…

I have frequently questioned this family’s fame- hell, I have questioned their existence. If THIS is why they are here, though... shut my mouth, they are doing good things.

Sherman Alexie calls me a thief every time I meet him. The first time because he noticed when he was autographing my book there was a different name in it. I explained my professor was kind enough to give me her copy of his book because she knew I liked him. He still called me a thief. The second time because I…

more than likely. she’s super careful about her public appearances, what she looks like, and who she is with. if she’s going to be seen, it’s all very controlled. no one is catching her in anything that she doesn’t want caught.

Tru. It should have stopped immediately after the mic-drop that was lea michele’s cover of Don’t Rain on my Parade

My outer adult is crushed by how narrow your standards of attractiveness are. He’s a human, not a walking Tiger Beat poster.

I hate, with the fire of a thousand placentas, that she has to do this. The woman just brought another human into the world FROM INSIDE HER OWN BODY, an act that can be so traumatic and harrowing it kills thousands of women every year. No one should be required to be beautiful within hours of this; just let her rest…

No, that’s a smile...something you’re probably not used to seeing on a woman.

I discovered something truly beautiful while I was searching for the above gifs :

Typically on a Saturday night I would be drinking a bottle of wine while ordering take-out and eating it all. Sometimes around 11pm if I was feeling particularly sassy I’d go for round two and order a pizza. I’d be hating myself the whole time. Well, screw that. Today I tried on a dress whose dry cleaning tag told me…