Exhibit A:

more importantly, can we talk about how paleo is the dumbest

i actually believe the right way to spell ‘Liza Minelli’ is ‘Lucille 2’

Abuse. He still wants to control her and hopes to use the embryo’s to do so.

His passion for cooking and eating good food is in his soul.

Wearing a fur vest (ostensibly) means that you’re also skinny enough to pile an entire four inches onto your torso and still come away looking good. My hourglass shape hisses at the mention of bulky vest wear.

What time do you have your basic ass brunch?

I may be the only one here, but I feel for Mischa Barton. I used to LOVE the OC and thus teenage Frolickinggiant followed her sad downfall after it ended and it always seemed like she got thrust into a shitty situation too young with really bad parental support.

Sounds like a euphemism. Blurgh.

So tomorrow I’m going to an early screening of season 4 of Veep and afterwards I get to ask JLD questions and shit and I just want all of y’all to know you should be jealous af rn.

PREACH.

Why would you highly doubt that? He works in comedy, and this story is a BIG deal. All of the news sources I read that include pop culture stuff had pieces on it, and everyone I know is aware of this and talking about it.

I believe Kumail is referring to Trever Noah's (misogynistic and anti-semetic) tweets ... which curiously haven't been covered on Jezebel.

Thank you for taking the time to respond and apologize. I admit I was surprised — after all these years reading and commenting on Gawker this is one of the few apologies I've seen. We're so used to seeing snark and mean comments instead. Thanks again :-)

OHMYGOSH I RECENTLY BOUGHT THIS MOVIE BECAUSE I HAVE PLANS TO RELIVE MY YOUTH THROUGH THE TV!

I'd say Don/Sally and Don/Peggy: his home daughter and his work daughter.

I'll just leave this here.

Somewhere Patrick Stewart has a painting of himself that looks very, very old.