I'll just leave this here.

Somewhere Patrick Stewart has a painting of himself that looks very, very old.

Does no one remember that Shailene Woodley got started on that terrible ABC family show???

"though I dismissed it as the kind of thing that seemed to happen any time middle-aged men got around young women,"

N-E-V-E-R. The grosser the better. Makes for fun writing times for me, and fun reading times for you! The questions I shy away from writing about are ones that have to do with mental health problems causing cleaning issues (cutters, depression issues, that sort of stuff), but I do always try to reply to them…

a bowl of apple cider vinegar with a few drops of dishsoap worked for me.

Ironically, I chose not to spell it that way because I thought I'd get too many "#corrections."

It's not about using foreign languages correctly, it's about jokingly using American/British slang popularized around WWI. The "de" is cut and sometimes it's even spelled "toot sweet."

Cate Blanchett is a treasure.

OMG Mark Ruffalo reading poetry (to me! He was reading it to me! Shut up, yes he was!) is the most beautiful thing I've ever experienced and now I will be useless for at least the rest of the day. (Thanks a lot, Madeleine)

The major take-away from this for men is that all women are different. I have dated some women who would have their periods and you would never even know about it. They kept it private. Other women acted as if the whole world was collapsing and they weren't sure they would survive those 4 or 5 days. Be smart about it…

My husband hates me because of Laundry Mountain.

My husband uses NO kleenex. He's an expert at the Farmer Blow, which he does into his hand, which he will do even if he is sitting RIGHT NEXT TO THE MOTHERFUCKING BOX OF KLEENEX. I don't know what he does with the boogers; put them in his pocket, I'm pretty sure. I try not to look.

...I could get them for you. For a price.

Well, that's not the gif I intended to post, but I'm leaving it.

Let's just say I knew people would misread it and left it anyway.

Madeleine, didn't you mean to say: "Well, Charlie, YOUR PUBIC AWAITS"?

You know without the fashion police we are just paving the way for outsourced private fashion security forces.

Jim Cooke, you have outdone yourself, sir. Bravo.