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He's a talented singer/songwriter. Messy personal life. Your snark is ridiculous to me.

"Taking a selfie with Jesus" sounds like a euphemism for someone dying.

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Ede & Ravenscroft sounds like the kind of place that would have a store in Knockturn Alley.

Only took two minutes for someone to pop in with "BUT WHAT ABOUT TEH MENZ".

Emile Hirsch really fucked up. He's probably going to get sentenced to like 8 meet and greets for that.

DON'T FORGET DONNA AND RACHEL. OUTFITS ON POINT. INTELLIGENCE ON FLEEK.

I can't speak to Hannibal, but I would sort of recommend catching up. I mean, you could most likely start this season (which starts tomorrow, w00t!) and figure out the in-between, based on recaps and Kara's general synopsis, but I still recommend watching from the start, because it is soooo smartly written. Both the

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flawlessness attracts us all

THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR MOM SAID.

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Ben Carpenter has an excellent video of how to supercharge your bulletproof coffee for even MORE fat burning!

People do know Seth Rogen is Canadian, right? So the "Chris Kyle fought your freedom!" folks can just fuck the right off.

BTW, note to Jez: Thanks for making all the celeb names bold so we can identify DB from the main page!

Meghan Trainor doesn't wear bathing suits, I'm guessing? Bet future hubby is one of those guys that gets a boner when he sees women grocery shopping in yoga pants.

Once again everyone needs to read the Guardian article Queen Lindy West wrote about Chris Kyle, he was a nasty racist and bragged and lied about everything.

I love giving handies and I've never had a complaint from the recipients. Sometimes I just don't want a wang in my mouth or down theres, and guys seem just fine with a good HJ (over the alternative - masturbating while I lay next to them). Also, handjobs are one of the safest ways to do sex with someone without