Just stopping in to say: that song Tim McGraw did with Nelly is LITERALLY THE WORST SONG IN THE HISTORY OF LIFE, that last line of the chorus "and it hurts so baaaaaad" ears bleeding make it stop when will it end why god whyyyyyyyyyy

I don't hate you for that song. If it had been "Please Don't Take the Girl" or "Indian Outlaw," there would be much mockery.

Nope, because I got Hillary.

I'M GOING TO GO SEE HILLARY TALK TOMORROW NIGHT! I'm so excited.

He is a cute kid. Diana and Catherine have really taken the inbred look out of the Windsors.

typo troll

Don't forget Save Ferris. Monique, ska goddess, I MISS YOU SO.

THIS

Every time I read Jack Gleeson's name I have to remind myself that he is a completely different person to Jackie Gleason. I'm totally ready to accept the fact that no one else makes this mistake.

NO BACKSIES

Can anyone speak to the trend of having actresses rather than models as the faces of companies? I feel as though there aren't really any minstream super models in play anymore (there are famous models, but not household names like turlingon, moss, Campbell, and Taylor were in the 90s).

That Donut sandwich is speaking to me. Especially with that side of tater tots.
Hey girl, I like your glaze and your bacon.
Why do I not live near a Dunkin' Donuts?

Judy Greer is my perfect woman. I had such a crush on her for.... like 5 years...

I have such a crush on Judy Greer.....I just think she's hawt and funny, and that'd a deadly combination in my book. Ok, confession time is over.

But PS, if you want the hair, what about Meet Joe Black, 1998?

Because among the 23 (potentially) irregular verbs whose past tense and present participle are the same (bid, burst, cast, cost, cut, hit, hurt, let, put, set, shed, shut, slit, spread, thrust, bet, bust, fit, quit, rid, wed, wet), four of them rhyme with pet, which a not unreasonable person could absolutely then…

Holy moly. Apropos of exactly nothing, I'd just like to point out that this woman's stomach is is fucking incredible. As in, I'm literally I'm sitting here, in incredulity, unable to look away from it. (Also: they're gorgeous and happy and I love how, in an unintentionally ironic way, by being a super regular, if…

I wish my stomach looked like Michelle Rodriguez's. But I ate some pizza, a hamburger, a hot dog, chilli cheese burritos, and ice cream yesterday alone, so that is probably not in my future. No matter.

What the hell is a brownie troop and where can I get one? It sounds delicious.