For the tone of this piece, I love you so much.

I am going to take the word "crustache" and cherish it.

I love Reign. There, I said it. I love the costumes, the hair, the general preposterousness of the storylines, and the way the castle is full of secret trysts and illegitimate children. It's the frothy, pretty antidote to all the other heavy and grisly shows I watch.

Ok I think hats are great, but I don't quite have the confidence to hat solo. I would totally be that person texting you beforehand and being like "will you wear one too? will you hold my hat hand?"

So they subpenaed his penis?

I hope there's no leaks!

You sound like you could use some caffeine/chocolate. Lighten up.

That sounds like something Lupita would say.

You're beautiful just the way you are.

Lupita is ripped! Wow!!

Damn, Amy Adams.

At least one half of Daft Punk came to her aid!

Truth: Dierks Bentley is the nicest guy. I met him back in 2003 when I was working in radio and he was playing radio station conference rooms, trying to get air play. We ended up chatting and exchanging email addresses. We kept up pen pal style for years. Super sweet dude.

LINDY!

Kylie- You know with our wealth and connections we could do anything we want!

You're ruining my idea that I could poo my pudge away!

I JUST WANT MY BACON, EGG AND CHEESE BISCUIT AT ALL HOURS.

Claire herself is not a feminist, but feminism is what allowed characters like her to be written.