He reminds me of Wiley Wiggins in Dazed and Confused. I've been pretending that the older kids at the Olympics are hazing him, and that he's going to have the best year ever next year!
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More cousin bragging: Jason Brown's ponytail is gorgeous because my family's hair is gorgeous. It's that Jew curl all rocking up in that ponytail. And in case you missed it on Deadspin, my adorable cousin being adorable with my grandparents. Because I'm really, really, really stinkin' proud of him and I can't wait…
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I dunno I think the best part is that he's vaguely associated with
Every part of this Dirt Bag is spot-on perfect. Don't ever change, Callie!
Kate Middleton is the best!!
Robert Pattinson reportedly does not want to be famous before. Oddly, though, he isn't following "I don't want to…
There were parts of this that were interesting (and go you, writer, for finishing a marathon), but the set up (and tidy ending) of this reads like an xojane piece.
Do people actually have sex on demand no matter what? That seems harder to imagine.
This...makes no sense?
I really liked this one because it was happy without being "TRIUMPHANT IN SHOULDER PADS!"
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On Friday, Ellen Page spoke at Time To Thrive, a conference focused on the welfare of LGBTQ youth. During her…
I'll know more in 6 weeks when I go back to get my roots done.
She was probably implanted into his memories when she was willed into existence??? (I am reaching)
If my breasts looked like that I would never put a shirt on.
Britney always lip-synchs. This is not new. She did it at 17 and she's still at it in Vegas—we aren't paying to see her sing live, we're paying to see a living symbol of the millennial generation's insatiable thirst to project sexual desire, fear of death and the hope of second chances dance on stage and flap a wig…
The producers of the Bachelor must realize they've gone as far as they can with the show, so they've decided to go out with a wang.
Gentle adhesive is something they advertise. Which means you basically tape a bandaid on your butthole in case of anal leakage. In the 45 seconds I've processed this I can think of a couple potential customers. Chronic stomach issue havers like Crohns, Cdiff havers, and Alli users. Wouldn't that be like putting a…
With my luck I would need Mothra:
Jesus Christ...do all ashleys look the same? o.O