Three words:
Aussie. Sprunch. Spray.

I have a friend who was falsely accused of rape. The situation worked itself out (there was no way he possibly could have done it, I am unclear if she WAS raped and blamed him, or made it all up. Either way, she was genuinely traumatized, and I have sympathy for her, whatever happened to her), and in the 15 years I…

OH SNAP, go Lena Dunham! She's spot on. So happy to see a celebrity actually defend Dylan Farrow for once (and if there are any other celebrities who have spoken out in her defense, please let me know!).

I can't believe I'm agreeing with Lena Dunham, but she's 100% correct. Dylan Farrow was incredibly brave to come out and say what she did. Most victims never speak up, especially when the person who assaulted them is so powerful. It's Roman Polanski all over again.

He also seemed to think telling her, "Stop crying. I want you to stop crying" was sufficient to make her feel better after he basically called her a strumpet. Her reaction that she didn't want to "disrespect" his preschool daughter was really bizarre too. And it was really abrupt the way he kissed the mom to shut…

I'm not sure lesbian is the right word. What do you call a person that has sex with walls?

Wow, it's going to get really old really fast to comment all these GIFs that I was being sarcastic. If only people read the thread :(

What's wrong with me? I love that little psychopath.

I was being sarcastic, I thought it would be obvious—damn. Now you're going to get more stars than me.

Oh, I just read a really tacky comment by someone who I thought was pretty decent. Stupid people.

There was only luke, so...

Guys, I went for a two-mile walk (with a few jogging intervals, or what I call jogging and the neighbors probably call "should we call 911 is that girl having a seizure?"

Now all I fuckin' want is some cinnamon cronuts from the grocery store. Or some of those weird football-themed cupcakes. GAH. I need to be…

Gilmore Girls is my favorite show. No shame.

As a kid, I never understood my dad's hatred for him and why he'd never let me watch any of his movies. Now I get it. Thanks, Dad!

Off-topic (sort of): Woody Allen's films have given me the heebie-jeebies since way before I was even old enough to say why. I remember having this visceral creeped out reaction when my parents were watching Annie Hall when I was a kid, and the one and only movie I have ever walked out on was Deconstructing Harry…