@BicuriousShoes: The sad thing is that Kelowna is tchotchy enough (googled it, that's how they spell tchotch) that The Situation would fit in here perfectly.

@squishy: I went to a friend for lunch and she made us chicken avocado sandwiches, and she had mixed cumin in with the mayonaise, it rocked my world.

I love how normal Jennifer Garner is, and her adorable bebes. BUT, how come we never see Ben with the kids?

If you had just saved that $12,000, used it to pay the hooker to stick around, we wouldn't be in this mess now would we Charlie?

@philososaurus: I put chapstick on my nose when i'm sick... just a little, and not the sticky/sparkly/smelly kind.

@RaisinGirl.OfficeGirl is posting from the future: I have never had a cyst of any type before, and what really struck me about those stories was the talk of the smells... I can't even imagine. Just the thought of the smell makes me want to vomit even now. and if yours was a smelly one, (Maybe it wasn't... I don't…

@mandabear: I think she has just gone on a hiatus with the newborn... She has some adorable pics on her website though!

@MissBuckyC: I love Kenneth Brannagh SO much. Much Ado About Nothing, Hamlet, Rabbit-Proof Fence..., Even Harry Potter! I swoon.

@Dangling Modifier: I have chicken strips in the oven. It is 11pm. Food baby, here I come.

@Sorcha: Hey! I wanted to create a thread in GT for halloween costume ideas, and a few people replied! here is the link: [jezebel.com]

@BicuriousShoes: I went heart-happy a few months ago, after they began de-starring people, and if I liked what you had to say, I hearted you. I'm the kind of person who will heart someone just because they hearted me first, so I always hope that those who I heart will check their followers one day and heart me back :)

@REALTALK: Crushed oreos, chocolate pudding, and whipped cream, preferably from a can.

@cisum88note: et al. If it makes it any better, on your Thanksgiving, all of us Canadian jezzies have to go to work. And, although it is a holiday, I worked from 9-5:30 today anyways :(

@Zirg518: Do you actually have wild parrots? that's the coolest thing ever.

I am a recently gratuated high school teacher. During my BEd program we had an entire class dedicated to scaring the shit out of us. Yes, there are few "rules" for teachers. BUT, we would be virtually blacklisted if the school district, our principals or parents found out about any undesirable hobbies that we have. We…

@looseleaves: When I first moved in with my two roommates... they would both go out on saturday nights and they would ask me if I wanted to come, or if I would be ok... And I never told them but I just thought to myself, 'are you kidding? it's saturday night social.'

@lalaland13: They started going downhill with the Lady Gaga episode. I love me some Lady Gaga, but having Rachel and her mom sing Pokerface was beyond ridiculous. It's becoming more about the songs they are getting permission to perform and less about any actual storyline.

I admit that I have only watched a few episodes from the beginning of RHOC, but is that the same Simon that they were all warning Tamra about? And she married him?

@BicuriousShoes: I bought one bottle of almond oil and it definitely smelled like potato chips, wheareas the stuff I usually buy has an amaretto smell.

@FelonKeller: Happy Birthday!!!