@FelonKeller: Happy Birthday!!!

@26hrcharleston: The ONLY way I can read P&P is by using the shrill voice of Mrs Bennet in my head, sometimes I bust out laughing because she is so ridiculous, especially in my head :)

LadyGaga...spectacle...controversy...meatdress.... yawn.

@merlinthewitch: Good question, I was sort of wondering the same thing. I live in a medium-sized city in western Canada, (lol, so vague. I am maintaining an air of internet mystique) and I have never been catcalled and I have never witnessed it or heard of anyone I know being harassed. We definitely have…

@memphreblues: I am so sorry too, I raised rabbits as a kid, and you gave your bunny an excellent life. So much more comfortable than it could have been. You need this time to cry, it will pass.

@pizza_pizza_tata: I had two on my chin last night, painful ones, which usually last 3-4 days on me. My sister recommended the toothpaste thing, of which I was skeptical, and she mentioned that the white stuff works best. I have blue gel crest, and as a last resort I smeared it on, and when I woke up, the swelling was…

I have a weird question:

@girlinthegarden: The one episode that I watched, the dad caught Kendall and the other little sister dancing around the stripper pole in their house. Knowingly on camera.

@okeydokeyartichokey: As far as "The First Days of School", I feel like you must be in the same Ed program I was in! Same time-frame and everything! (BC?) They preached that book like crazy, so we ALL bought it, and sure there is some good stuff, but they pretty much repeat the first five pages throughout the entire…

@Friday: Thanks! He is pretty cool. I didn't realize at the time though how much attention they require in order to not become screeching biting assholes.

@Arachnophile: I was never a bird person either, he was a poorly-thought-out impulse purchase. He is surprisingly snuggly, he loves taking showers, he drinks coffee right out of my cup, he loves spaghetti especially if it has meat sauce, he is fascinated by his reflection in the mirror, and he protects tv remotes as…

@HuckleberryFriend: He is a parrot, although sadly he does not talk.

@cowboy killer: Thanks! He is a White-capped Pionus, looks a lot like a conure.

Everyone posts pictures of cute dogs and cats. I don't have a dog or cat, but I do have this. His name is Chicken and he hates oven mitts. When my ex and I brought him home, he hated me and loved the ex, and I was only able to pick him up with an oven mitt. Now he loves me, and associates oven mitts with hate and…

Ok, I am watching Gilmore Girls, and this came on during the commercials.

@tinimartini: Lol, I didn’t read down far enough. I also debated whether to use singular or plural.

Are those Speedo tan lines?

@Ginger Gal: My ex and I had a parrot (who is solely mine now,) whom we used to let sleep on the top of his cage at night, as he never left the one spot where he always slept. One night we were fooling around and it was so hot in our room, that we decided to move out to the livingroom floor. Well, the bird had always…

@t.king-real mrs pratt: I am sorry for what you are going through. I don`t know you and you don`t know me, but you are in my heart.

I just got new glasses, and my Optometrist recommended some exercises to prevent my astigmatism from worsening (my understanding was that my left eye muscles were getting lazy, and when I focus on something too close it just gives up and pops back out of focus.) Just basic holding a pencil in front at arms length, and…