@I Call LOGIC FAIL!: I always jump up and down and pretend to run and do anything I can possibly do to make sure my boobs will stay in place while in the change room.

@coconanas: I second this. I have the same white bumps and I have been told (by a Mary Kay lady who was trying to sell me a 75-step skincare system...) that under our eyes does not actually need to be moisturized, just the area around our eyes.

@Betty Bea: Thank you. I appreciate that all of the Jezzies I meet on here are so caring and objective.

I had an unwanted sexual experience last october. I have never talked about it out loud. As an intelligent educated 27 year-old, I know that I should have told someone to prevent the guy from doing this again, because I know that he will happen again, but I hate the idea of people knowing that I was dumb enough to put…

@Jeremy: OMG I did this to an ex once. I thought I broke him. For all the guys out there who have had their penises bent by bad timing and enthusiastic cowgirls I am so sorry for your pain.

@jumpingpiglet: I'm betting she had a personal chef puree fruit and vegetables for her, and then she ate them with a spoon? Dammit though, why not just eat vegetables and fruit and call it a normal diet?

That Agyness Deyn comment annoyed me for about 30 seconds, because I am in my late twenties, I am obsessed with yoga and am beginning to eat healthy. Then I shrugged and laughed because if you're going to be a cliche, at least be a good one.

Doesn't the fact that Michael Lohan records all of his conversations prove that he is a little unhinged?

@JarethCutestory: I love that it's FCS, we still call it Home Ec up here in BC. I teach english, and am often tempted to delve into home ec; in fact, a friend that I graduated with did not find work teaching english/socials right away, and went back to school to do the home ec certification, and she LOVES it.

@AmosTrue: Hey! I'm in British Columbia, the beautiful Okanagan to be exact!

kfuckingp, I don't know who you are, and I don't really care, but you are bad ass.

I am a high school teacher, and the one thing that I have always been told is to avoid anything that can be commented on. Avoid anything that shows cleavage or too much leg. Judge me if you want, but I fake-n-bake a couple of times a month and have been wearing capri pants and longer shorts for the last two months. No…

But i'm Chuck Bass.

Ok, Sandra dated this guy in the 70's, so 30-40 years ago? How old is she now? So she dated "bad boys" in elementary school? I dated the "bad boy" in elementary school because he had cool Nintendo games.

@Dysphoria: I am guessing it is something to enhance those little lower back/above-the-bum dimples.

How long until Heidi's plastic surgeon makes a statement saying that he did not perform any surgeries that the patient did not fully understand? Hopefully read about it in either Dirt Bag tomorrow?

@angelina jolie-laide is a mavericky bish: That is one thing I forgot to mention, super messy. and don't wipe you hands on your pants afterward, cuz it doesn't just brush off.

The negativity toward cupcakes makes me sad. They are a fad, soon enough they will only be seen on halloween and at children's birthday parties.

"If it's a matter of people trying to get attention, you can always choose not to give it to them."

@erinna: I haven't encountered Lisa yet, but Nene for sure!