He left a pregnant Bridget Moynahan for Gisele. “Allegedely”

“So what, are you going to pay for my insurance?”

‘Tampon Lantern’ is a personal favorite.

I don’t know what it is but Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady just generally ook me out as a couple.

Gisele and Brady definitely win the prize for “apparently conventionally attractive couple I most want to punch in the face”

I went through this journey too. She pretty much has to do more rounds to have a chance. Only 9 eggs were mature enough to freeze. Only a percentage will survive the thaw, then only a percentage will fertilize, then only a percentage will grow to day 7, and then only a percentage will be genetically normal (e.g.,…

When I saw “I will dog walk you.” I SCREAMED. Omg when will our faves?

Yeah I think that’s what’s missing in all of this (unfortunately I happen to be familiar with the institution in question) - why did they all decide to wear MAGA hats at this time? What were they trying to do? Be provocative? Incite a reaction? Well, mission accomplished there.

“I didn’t mention her once” was a little 💔, maybe even harder than the suicide joke. That was actually pretty funny.

I’m especially amused by this, if true, because Andy Garcia is so short. I’m very tall, so I usually have to stand all the way up to let people by, but if you’re short you can just move your knees to the side and bingo! There is room to walk by. It ain’t exactly one of the Labors of Hercules.

Right? I tried to kill myself in seventh grade with what ended up being antibiotics and when I talk about it now it’s as a joke because I got my period and my first yeast infection the same week. After a certain point of dealing with the issue at hand, you have to be able to joke about this shit.

Neither Jost nor the superstar are media whores. Just sayin’.

Cool theory. While I snuggled my suicidal teenager in a hospital bed while we waited for mental health hospital placement, they cracked endless inappropriate jokes about it. They talk and joke about their suicidal ideation openly still.  It’s how some people cope.

You're a dumbfuck.

Uh, how do you know he used his suicide scare for attention? Pretty bold claim there.

Man, Pete Davidson is really owning his shit, so if he wants to joke about things to diffuse the tension, and move forward, cool. I don't see this as 'derailing his comeback' in any way. He's not joke about other people killing themselves. 

I was 34 years old before I realized there were still people in the world surprised by smiles like that.

They should get Tracy Morgan to replace her, as Brian Fellows.

Well, you can “poor Wendy” her, but I’m fine with it.

Ballerina flats with thin, plastic soles are the worst. I’m so glad I’ve reached the age where the soles of the shoes are their most important feature. The fit is the second most important feature, then the quality of the material and how practical it is comes third, cost is fourth and how they look is at the bottom…