Bravo unloaded countless sacks of shit on the public in the form of “housewives” but none as evil, gross  disgusting and crude as Vicki.

She’s never had great taste in men. 

My shared thought —

Damn, I put my phone down for one day...

Oh is there peace in the Middle East? I had no idea!

*r.kelly has entered the chat*

Keep trying to sell that. The things that convince me this isn’t just a bossy old lady situation are: 1) Ambrosia, who apparently knows this lady, the lady’s family, and her own neighborhood, and who actually had the interaction, thought it was racial. She’d know better than you or me. 2) As someone who’s experienced…

And order ten more flags for overnight delivery, then festoon my entire yard.

Bitch, please.

“We have rules. I don’t want to have to go find out what they are.”

The awful thing about Karens
Is Karens are awful things!
Their complaints are generally petty
To any old bullshit they’ll cling!
They’re bitchy, kitschy, twitchy, snitchy
Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad!
But the one wonderful thing about Karens is
...they provide excellent viral content.

Unfortunately, Trump put the poo in politics: “Flushing 10 times, 15 times!”

I don’t say nothing about the backyard.

There are rules! I have no idea what those rules are, but I am 100% certain they support my unreasonable BS, because that’s how it usually works for me.

He would read a stunted apology off a teleprompter, followed up by a dozen pundits intoning that today was the day Trump became president.

“i don’t like it.”  wtf?  who gives a shit what karen likes about somebody else’s home?

Don’t know what Tigger flags represent, but Pooh flags let travelers know that your house is a safe space they can come and walk around with no pants on.

Hell is other people.

[checking my Etsy store alerts]

Offensive Tigger flag?
Is he like giving the finger or holding a dildo or something?