That bit I can help with. When she was here in London she got her hooks into a friend of mine, a gorgeous, very rich, naive Persian girl, who was a bit dazzled by Lindsay’s ‘celebrity’. So all of a sudden, there’s Lindsay, the new BFF, with us at Lulu’s, Annabelle’s, wherever, crashing at my friend’s flat for weeks on…

She should’ve said she’s a quarter Buddhist on her dad’s side or something ridiculous like that. I bet Lindsay wouldn’t even have batted an eyelash. 

It’s also quite possible/likely that Lohan isn’t actually the boss of anyone there, doesn’t own the club and has no actual input into it’s running.  She’s just being paid to use her name.

Aw, I’d almost forgotten what her birth face was like.

Whatever she did broke her face. She seems to have a permanent sneer now and that’s a shame. I didn’t even realize she had turned 50.

Because she’s not so much a “sex slave” as a “one person harem”.

Nah, she isn’t a normal person engaging in a normal two-way conversation.  She hears certain words and then runs with her performance based on those trigger words.  like an improv comic but sad

Lindsay, sneezing:

I find it so hard to wrap my mind around how so many very rich people are completely insipid, mindless, classless fools. How? How does this happen? How do they manage to get and keep money when they are such idiots?

I’ve handled a few “names” in my line of work and have noticed a phenomenon where people become so used to everyone around hanging on their every word that they start making declarations to the room instead of holding actual conversations. It’s so weird to watch.

James Deen also had Weinstein type of issues but in porn.

Anyone getting a strong Judy Garland vibe from Lindsay Lohan now?

There’s rumours about high class prostitution.

To my knowledge I have only known a couple of Buddhists, but I have heard the “spread your wings and fly” thing all of my life. It isn’t specifically Buddhist, not even “a little bit” as far as I know. I think she’s doing her best to come off as wise but unfortunately, experience doesn’t always result in wisdom.

Lindsay did not listen to anything that girl said. She made up her own story for her in her head and just went with it. People not listening when I’m being clear is a huge pet peeve of mine. That conversation was so uncomfortable to watch. Does Lindsay ever interact with real people because that is not how human conve…

“I was scrutinized a lot of my life because so many people took photos of me sneezing (snorting coke), looked like I was crying (snorting coke).”

To be fair, though, it sounds like Konner is actually even worse, based on the context. Not that that sort of incrementalism matters, when you’re already down a pit toilet.

Given what we know now, no one should be on speaking terms with Lena Dunham.

George, you might want to take your kids and go, before you find this ghoul eating them some night.