I still freaked out by the story Patton told about the Seattle bookstore!

Yeah... from the recent MFM podcast where Patton and the writing/investigation team were interviewed it sounded like that was a way they envisioned this one getting solved. So curious!

I’m so happy for everyone that has been waiting decades for this justice.

You used to be able to fire cops for shoplifting? You can’t even fire them today for murder.

I assumed he was dead or had been rotting in jail in a different state for decades. The idea he’s not only alive, but a former cop, and was apparently in California this whole time is ... wow.

Can we talk about this new profile picture? It’s so fabulous, I am tempted to ask if this is the influence of The Glow Up. Either way, you look amazing!

“You better fucking love our pizza.”~Whispered narration in commercial

What blows my mind here is a person who thinks ‘this customer left a bad review of my restaurant on Yelp, so i should go to their house at 10pm, ring their doorbell and call them repeatedly to come outside and discuss it.” is a solid course of action that cannot possibly backfire in any way.

It’s not delivery, it’s de-stalking™

I’m originally from California, but I lived in New Jersey (Mercer County) for about five years. I’m back in CA now, but no Italian food I’ve had since I’ve been back even remotely comes close to what I had out in Jersey. And you’re right, it’s got nothing to do with being fancy. I had the best eggplant parm I’ve ever…

I’m also guessing that hyping a different restaurant in a review of La Porchetta has the owner flipping his lid even more.

A pizza place that sells gyros, burgers and pizza is giant red flag. That just screams “I don’t make my own food. I buy everything from Sysco.”

Which is some straight bullshit because white supremacist use coded language all the damn time, and if every liberal cringes at racist relatives at thanksgiving they know what the flip is up.

“If FIVE black people were telling me that what I’d said was racist, I’d sit the fuck down and listen.”

That, and he’s a colossal liar, infamous for delivering several breaktaking fibs every single day.

If you can get a white person to understand what coded language is, hats off to you. Even the most well-meaning liberal white person says problematic shit and they fall back on “Well, you know that’s not what I meant!” and then you get to hear about poor little white person and how nobody understands them and blah…

that apology don’t impress me much

“He tells it like it is,” has become the chief statement that indicates to me that the speaker is a piece of shit.