Thank god he has tapes! I hope he has 10000 Maniacs Our Time in Eden, because mine is about worn out.

I believe the correct term is...BIGLY.

This old canard. Can’t say a thing about Israels conduct towards Palestinians because if you do, you are anti-semitic. How does this even work, aren’t the Palestinian people themselves semites? Or do people think that brown semitic Muslims would be more appealing than Jews to racists?

I hate drinking cold drinks without a straw so I bought some stainless ones and I carry them in my bag. I just take them home and run them through the dishwasher.

I totally empathize with the professor. Dating Brad Pitt only to end up being forced to talk on the phone all day is exactly the kind of horrible luck I would have too.

Absolutely. I think more American Jews are awakening to this Netanyahu bull$hit after Trump was elected. Reform Jews, in particular, of which I am one, watched our so-called people cozy up with him and even applaud him at AIPAC. I do not understand Jews who are into the Christian masses who fetishize Judaism. Remember…

Yes! I’m so ready to see this trending. It’s actually kind of hard to refuse the straw, it’s so ingrained. I had stomach surgery and I’ve been straw free for over 4 years. The baristas at my local starbucks look at you like you kicked a puppy in the face when you tell them you don’t need the straw. I always leave them…

This is exactly what I came here to say! Also, just like McDonalds, if Starbucks said no more straws they would lose exactly zero customers.

“Adrian Grenier Is Mad at Starbucks for a Different Reason”

I’m just incredibly bemused by Brad Pitt and this MIT professor. Yesterday I saw a tabloid story that said she was also dating some hedge fund guy.

Justin Theroux: still would but that pic is testing me.

Grenier can sometimes be a self-important jerk, but I agree with his take on plastic straws. His addressing dangerous levels of pollution does not mean racism is less important than environmental protections.

I’m legit impressed that Natalie Portman is taking this stand.

“I’ve always felt that I’d be a happier person and have an easier go of it in life if I’d been born just a little bit dumber...”

Someone once said to me, in a stressful situation where the expectation to perform highly was great, said he wished he was stupid. Like, so stupid you don’t even know how stupid you are. So stupid you’re just the happiest person alive because there’s literally nothing on your mind. It sounds nice. I’m just the right…

I’ve always felt that I’d be a happier person and have an easier go of it in life if I’d been born just a little bit dumber. Thanks for the affirmation, Pratt!

I have just two things to say about the Bush matriarch’s demise:

That’s one of the worst takes I’ve ever heard regarding the Anita Hill case.