This needs more stars.

Why such a shitty photo of her? Shitty photos for negative stories, flattering photos for positive stories. Duh.

Super relieved that we didn’t let the terrorists destroy American after 9/11.

Rehab soon?

God, I so desperately want to see some of these assholes taken down. I’m terrified it won’t happen.

Bling/bling-bling. Pretty sure only old white ladies use it.

It is a gift! My therapist agrees with you.

And movies (and books) like this are still being made! Abusive, controlling bullshit wrapped up as romance. I wouldn’t let my daughter read any of the Twilight books because Sparkles was such a goddamned stalker. (Plus, I didn’t want her to get any weird relationship ideas from a mormon writer.) Thankfully, she didn’t…

I will take every opportunity presented to me to rage about her hideous fucking dress. I can still feel my disappointment like a knife!

Also, Blane was a dick. And misspelled.

Exactly what would you want him to say? The films are what they are. It was a different time and most people, including myself as a teen, didn’t miss a beat while watching them. Ringwald has every right to talk about the films that made her famous; she is asked about them all of the damn time. Pretending the movies…

I can barely watch ‘Sixteen Candles’ anymore because of the drunk girlfriend scene. My love of Jake Ryan has taken a bit of a hit, too. And I feel guilty for laughing when the grandpa describes what Long Duck Dong (um...) was wearing when he disappeared and then says “no, he’s not retarded”. But, this movie holds a…

As one of the wypipo here, I read these articles so I can avoid looking, talking, and acting like a racist fuckstick. People commit so many casual microagressions every single day; it’s important to get a different perspective. How else can we learn? It’s really not that hard if your heart is truly in the right…

I had to stop following her on FB just because of her grammar.

The American people aren’t dipshits?

Having worked for some of the cheapest sons-of-bitches on the planet, this sounds 100% legit.

This is one of my biggest fears about getting old.

Or his penis since he was sitting down. I’m sure he’s got some skeletons in his closet.

Or, possibly you don’t watch because you’d like to have 20 minutes without having to think about Trump. There’s nothing wrong with spending 30 minutes being Trump-free.

This made me snort...loudly.

They also had an episode where DJ wouldn’t kiss a black girl for the school play. So, I guess he got over that. (eye roll)