I really liked her husband, Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.

Ooh, I love the ripped, bearded look on him. Well, on most people. ;-)

You have to at least watch season 4 so you can see ‘The Dinner Party’. It’s one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

It took me like 3 hours to finish the shading on your upper lip.

I watched a few old episodes last weekend and made my husband listen to me rant about goddamned Hildy. Apparently, I still have VERY strong feelings about her designs.

I watched last weekend, too, and thought the same thing. Plus, everything they built looks so goddamned cheap (because it was).

“Oh for God’s sake, people rob liquor stores all of the time!”

Ugh, this hideous motherfucker.

I enjoy getting high and watching Madea movies. But I think I am more amused by the fact that the character exists more than anything. It’s just so, so awful. Like the wedding with people dressed as angels hanging from the ceiling. High me loves the shit out of it.

That’s my nature. The truth will set you free.

How the fuck is that “jaywalking”?

She supposedly told her brother that Baio had a tiny penis. Which could explain a lot.

I was thinking about this very thing about Married With Children on my commute this morning. I think Christina Applegate grew very tired of that part of her role.

Wasn’t there gossip about Seal’s horrific temper being one of the reasons for his divorce from Klum? I can’t remember if there were domestic violence rumors or not? Better question...why is this stuff taking up valuable space in my brain?

I was born (in La Grande, of all the racist places) and raised in Western Oregon and never saw racism.

That’s because I was privileged and had my head completely up my ass. I am pretty horrified by the thought of what was right in front of me as I went along my merry little way.

You ugly spasm!

Yes, that was my mistake, trying to post on the fly at work. But thanks so much for keeping me accountable.

Isn’t it also his son’s girlfriend’s name? So fucking creepy.

After all, this is a woman whose name is synonymous with outrage.

Maybe he’ll be his cousin or whatever. The one whose name he used? Wait, that might have just been in the book?