“No...” answers Harding. “I didn’t know what was going on.”

They were hippies. This “new” show is bullshit.

Only homemade. I always make a Martha Stewart no-cook recipe. Always with freshly grated nutmeg but we use different liquors. Coconut rum was my favorite until I tried it with Rumchata. I serve it in a vintage punch bowl which has stupidly small cups.

I always get one from our car dealer, too. Only, for some reason, they address it to Metos instead of me, April. Cracks me up every year.

A wooden bowl, some oversized index cards, and a funnel.

God, I could respect her more if she was totally faking this bullshit. She just embarrasses me now.

HAHAHA! I made my mom listen to my ranting about Lauer during the parade, too. She texted me this morning to see if I had heard the news.

I watched Lauer rip the shit out of Christie Brinkley over her ex, Peter Cook. That was when I knew for certain that Lauer was a piece of shit. But watching him practically fellate Trump during the election was enough to make me want to stab him.

Maybe people are overweight because they have to deal with dicks like you all of the time.

Haha! I’ve seen that person’s rant about her on Amazon. Hilarious!

She accuses someone of serial sexual assault in a public forum then is shocked and mad when people try to guess who it is and write articles linking to her podcast? Get the fuck out of here.

Didn’t he claim he was doing research for a children’s clothing line or some bullshit?

God forbid you wear something sexless!

I thought this was the yucky one. (And I love Goldblum.)

Jeans? He’s a monster.

Debra seems exactly like the type of person that would detest that would instantly be put off by that over familiariaty from a co-worker.

“If they could literally kill me, they would.”

I read the title as ‘DARKER: Fifty Shades Darker as Told by A Christian’. Frankly, that would probably be sexier than the actual book.