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You ain’t kidding.

The point. You fucking missed it.

I feel like it accurately sums up the Clintons, though. Be accused and investigated for diabolical criminal acts but the only evidence found is of relatively benign, like a marital affair and private server account.

One of the greatest moments in TV history.

Urge to kill rising.

I grew up in the Pacific NW where grits are not the norm. However, I LOVE Bob’s Red Mill stone ground grits.

Was just going to post that. I’m sad that we both had to re-live Mel Gibson’s words. :-(

I am fidgeting in my chair, with goosebumps, just imagining what this felt like. So awful!

Oooh, I like ‘Shelfani’ so much better than ‘Gwake’ or ‘Blen’.

I will never forget ‘Scary Island’.

Head! Pants! Now!

Benny is doing the Lord’s work.

Well, conservatives were right about this policy. There are now a lot of fucking creepy, dangerous men in women’s bathrooms.

Did you finish your homework?

Actually, I’m kind of pissed you didn’t take me to Disneyland, too.

I have no words of wisdom for you. Just hugs.

It’s amazing how abusers (and cheaters) always use the exact same words to defend themselves and their actions, isn’t it? It’s like they get a little handbook and memorize the script.

But the kid in the background is the best part!

I’m feeling even better about wearing this giant t-shirt dress from Old Navy to work today. Muumuu for the win!

True. But why would you ever leave that glamorous city?