Had a Shamrock Shake lately? They’re horrible.

Because she’ll throw Comet cleaner all over your bathroom in the middle of the night. You’ll never get those tiles shiny again.

I’d like to see the person who doesn’t care about laws but obeys door signage.

God, it kills me that I can’t shop at Hobby Lobby but I am determined to stick it out. (I don’t give a shit about Chik-Fil-A. I think there’s only one or so in the entire state of Washington.)

“Fabletics are cute” seems to be their entire marketing plan. SO CUTE.

My daughter saw it 10 damn times in the theater. She is apparently a millionaire.

It’s so absurd. Before he started shooting? Like when he stood up from his chair and could have just been getting up for more popcorn? That seems rational.

My husband and I quote ‘Better Off Dead’ all of the time. (And ‘Fletch’ and ‘National Lampoon’s Vacation’). We do it so much that our 17 year old daughter does, too, and she’s only vaguely aware of where the quotes are from.

I watch it whenever it’s on tv! My husband makes fun of me for it but it’s so cheesy, I can’t resist.

I really love this comment.

I haven’t listened to anything she’s done for years now. Makes me sad.

(Without the Asian fetishism.)

I want to be Gwen Stefani when I grow up.

I love to word. Let’s word together.

You are right! I just enjoy looking at her.

I think she’s a good person but she scream-sings and it drives me crazy.

Anything for Selenas!

Ha! Why so angry, Mark?!

My daughter is 17 and in love with Oscar Isaac. It’s kind of weird/funny that we send each other sexy photos of him. (She will enjoy this gif.) LOL

Ha! I was reading reviews of TFA yesterday and there were some dudes who were ranting about how politically correct the movie was. Tears, delicious, delicious tears.