fuck yeah that's pretty good

What are some things you like?

Warren is my boyfriend.

Have you seen Warren?

Denied

In 2015 you surely felt the same way about 2017, and here you stand - alive, but still filled with a bottomless anxiety.

RIP foamy

It gets more crass and un PC… retarded oriental….handjob?

Oh and I cannot vouch for this band overall, I mean I love 'em but it's a screaming woman and that's my catnip, this isn't what you're looking for exactly but we have similar tastes and I fell in love with this obsessively:

Shura & Christine and the Queens are A+

Get you some Zola Jesus

It's Scarlett Johansson doing shit. Literally no way it's not worth our time.

I've still not listened to this yet I dunno what's wrong with me

Ha yeah man. Lemons be crabbin

🍋🐝🦀

I wanted to create a Shania Twain gimmick account that would only respond to comments with "LETS GO GIRLS" but I too am lazy

What's a water biscuit

There's been some weird ass gimmick accounts lately. Is the one that's all about Jeneane Garafolo's wigs still around?

There's few things in the world that make me laugh as hard as Billy on the Street sometimes.

See I think we'd sadly not find any sort of pattern. I think this is just what people do now.. that cute girl waiting in line at Starbucks is probably calling Bob Barker a race traiter for having black people on his show right now.